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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleTue 8 Nov 2016
election talk with my dad
Dad: “Are you gonna go out tonight?” Me: “Still trying to decide, I might wait to see early polling results. If Hillary
Mor 
Natalie MichelleMon 31 Oct 2016
i also have pretzels and playdoh
This has happened just a few times so far and tonight I’ve only had a few groups of trick or treaters: Politest
Natalie MichelleMon 31 Oct 2016
caligula’s emails
If I were to dress up for Halloween, which I don’t normally, I would go as Hillary’s deleted emails because apparently that’s
Natalie MichelleThu 20 Oct 2016
Natalie MichelleSat 15 Oct 2016
save the trees, chipotle!
So we have this kind of hilarious mystery in my neighborhood right now. For the last three weekends, someone has snuck into my
Natalie MichelleFri 14 Oct 2016
Natalie MichelleSat 8 Oct 2016
this story matters
I believe very strongly in the power of social norms (the normative function). When a social leader, say a man who would
Natalie MichelleThu 6 Oct 2016
things I have learned this election cycle
1. People think the First Amendment guarantees them the right to say anything without criticism. 2. No one understands the meaning of
Natalie MichelleWed 5 Oct 2016
get the hell out of our society
Look I’m not cued into any special information nor am I on some next level enlightenment trip, okay. I have access to the
Natalie MichelleSun 25 Sep 2016
french depression
that moment when you’re mid-fancy French depression – lying on the floor poetically smoking, wiping wispy tears from your face, soundtracked to
Natalie MichelleWed 21 Sep 2016
say their names
Terrance Crutcher 40, Tyree King 13, Gregory Frazier 56, Arshell Dennis III 19, Paul O’Neal 18, Jason Brooks 41, Tyler Gebhard 20,
Natalie MichelleTue 13 Sep 2016
rennovations
I’m gonna be really bummed when they finally finish renovating my office building Because one, white collar bros make for terrible eye candy with their soft physiques
Natalie MichelleSun 11 Sep 2016
mansplaining 3
I hate when I’m trying to explain something to someone and they steamroll me before I even get to my point, like
Natalie MichelleThu 8 Sep 2016
maybe, just maybe
“The backpack was the target, not the student.” —bullying incident, Omaha Good job Burke High School. Now ableist school bully apologists
Natalie MichelleTue 30 Aug 2016
fall, pumpkin
Look I know it’s like a law that as a white girl I’m supposed to just love Light Sweater Weather Pumpkin Spice Fall, but I
Natalie MichelleTue 23 Aug 2016
the actual scenario
Okay I think I get it now guys: You can make jokes *on the square* about fucking me and they are hilarious and
Natalie MichelleWed 17 Aug 2016
Natalie MichelleSat 13 Aug 2016
nyt: it was all the coach then?
So last Saturday the NYT gave Katie Ledecky’s male coach 100% of the credit for her swimming success, while simultaneously objectifying the
Natalie MichelleWed 10 Aug 2016
today’s olympics
I was never going to be super into the Olympics (you know, sports) – But every time we do this I spend the
Natalie MichelleTue 2 Aug 2016
Natalie MichelleWed 27 Jul 2016
thank you bernie
I’m excited for the next phase. This was beyond what I was hoping for when I first read the Politico article back
Natalie MichelleFri 22 Jul 2016
the most claustrophobic way
My stress levels are so high today it feels like a medicine ball bouncing in rapid succession against my chest. Yes, I would
Natalie MichelleSat 16 Jul 2016
modern pokémon times go!
So according to the internet for me to stay topical in these modern times I need to have an opinion on Pokémon Go. So
Natalie MichelleThu 14 Jul 2016
bernie: ‘traitor’ – ?
You know I wasn’t going to say anything about this because I’m super annoyed, but seriously ya’ll need to calm down with
Natalie MichelleWed 13 Jul 2016
dear fellow white people,
The LAST thing any of us should be doing is using Dr. King’s legacy to browbeat the Black community. If you honestly