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Natalie Michelle
on power and charlottesville
(buckle in, it’s long) When I was in graduate school for international conflict resolution, we studied the efficacy of Nye’s concept of ‘soft
apparently the future of war?
I’m trying to understand exactly how transphobic people are defining transgenderism because I have seen dumb fucking opinions today, I mean, like, flat earth
all is lava
Now I try not to judge how people parent because I can’t even begin to fathom what shouldering the burden of guiding
natalie making cocktails
“I feel like men are definitely crop dusting right now.” —Emily “Or we’re sitting next to the men’s room.” —Stephanie First Cocktail: (Exacting
stages of natalie getting a cold
Stage 1: Denial. “I don’t get sick. I never get sick. This is just allergies, so I’m going to push myself physically
missionaries
“Just as God guided Joseph Smith’s hand to pull the box containing the golden plates from the Earth, so shall you pull this holy
loaded totchos
If an airline insists on sitting me next to the literal devil in toddler form screaming at Mariah Carey’s pitch at 400,000 db
you too can diy
So after three months of exhaustive work and a daily lesson in Murphy’s Law, I am finally done with my bathroom renovation.
summer fashion statement
“You know what you need to walk the seriously fashion forward streets of Omaha? This deep V robe romper that will hang
an invasive, threatening other
“You had someone as despicable as Hitler who didn’t even sink to using chemical weapons,” —Sean Spicer, White House press secretary, 11
just saying
There was never a more painfully accurate metaphor for exactly how my life works than being just one inch shy of having
that kind of guy you could get a beer with
George W. Bush also undermined our democracy by stealing an election (I would argue both considering what happened in Ohio, Michigan, and
sulfur coated
This fucking guy. Healthcare is a fucking right because it’s a product of thousands of years of cumulative human knowledge collected across generations
nazi stompin’ tunes
I made a playlist of anti-nazi punk jams to get you pumped before you hit the streets. It’s been so long since
alternative learning this week
Boy has this been an educational week on social media so far! I have learned so many super cool interesting things such as:
this is real life
Does anyone else have the constant fear that they are going to just drop their phone and accidentally post a picture of
maybe plan b
It was on day two of her hangover that Natalie realized she needed to make a lifestyle change. She pulled out her
‘hey look at me at the beach, omaha losers’
So it’s 35 degrees and thunder storming. In Omaha. Climate change means the destruction of many of the ecosystems we rely on for
loud noises, sparks flying
Me: “Yo, what are you doing? This looks crazy.” Dad: “I’m upcycling this old propane tank into a drum.” “I’ve been listening to
das turkeys
Smearing on some warpaint and heading to Whole Foods before Thanksgiving. If you don’t hear back from me, it’s safe to assume I’ve

























