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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Jason Malmberg

Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art sometimes.

Jason Malmberg
Wed 11 Nov 2026

i was a dumb kid in that way that only true geniuses can be

Now’s as dumb a time as any for me to men­tion that when I was a kid I didn’t un­der­stand the idea

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Jason Malmberg
Sun 8 Nov 2026

nü groove

I do not know nor have I ever met the laun­dro­mat lady from the 2000 mo­tion pic­ture Groove. But every once in

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 24 Sep 2026

there are two jason malmbergs

One is a jazz mu­si­cian.  One is a de­sign­er. Me.  We found each oth­er on In­sta­gram a few years ago, equal­ly sur­prised that

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 6 Nov 2024

buckle up

> be de­moc­rats > pull the econ­o­my out of a crater > re­build man­u­fac­tur­ing in the USA > pump up the stock markets

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Jason Malmberg
Sat 2 Nov 2024

decision 2024: confederacy of simple-minded bigots

“It’s elec­tion in­ter­fer­ence to re­veal that Trump is a trai­tor who tried to im­ple­ment a coup to cling to pow­er.” —The aw­ful friends

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Jason Malmberg
Fri 20 Sep 2024

it’s blank — you simply sharpie that in

Our sign sup­port­ing Harris/Walz (de­signed by the amaz­ing Am­ber Witzke Malm­berg for our @artistsforharris project) looks amaz­ing in our yard.  Down­load yours free and

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 15 Aug 2024

gena

I was a latchkey lad in the 80s who al­ways want­ed to know about more adult stuff than his age.  We had the

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 7 Aug 2024

‘creepy, and, yes, just weird as hell’

“I promise you, Trump is watch­ing this ral­ly and throw­ing shit against the wall, ab­solute­ly los­ing his fuck­ing mind. He hates how good

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Jason Malmberg
Fri 5 Jul 2024

project 2025: because villains need to tell you their plans

BREAK­ING • • • KID ROCK SHIT IN YOUR WIFE’S MOUTH • • • AND THIS • • • IS AMERICA 

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 5 Jun 2024

june 2024

  Com­plain­ing about cor­po­rate spon­sor­ship of Pride Month events when you’re pos­si­bly a year away from hav­ing your life out­lawed by Christo­fas­cists is

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Jason Malmberg
Fri 31 May 2024

to clear things up

  Trump is a con­vict­ed RAPIST and FELON. De Niro is a LEG­END. Your MAGA aunt is TRASH WHO PEAKED JU­NIOR YEAR

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Jason Malmberg
Tue 28 May 2024

gotta brown the stems

The cashier lady at Tar­get checked my ID and said “Wat, hon­eyz? You don’t look a day over 22.” Any­hoo, long sto­ry short,  I’m sorry

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 11 Apr 2024

time to pull out the big guns

“I hope you like re­al­ly tough, burnt meat and shit­ty scotch” —Crispin Kott’s vows, which he wrote     One of the many  many

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Jason Malmberg
Tue 13 Feb 2024

‘but where are the artists? artists are the worst whores of all’

John Cu­sack, Bill Mur­ray, Hank Azaria, Su­san Saran­don, Phillip Bak­er Hall, John Tur­tur­ro, Tena­cious D, Jack Black, Emi­ly Wat­son, Paul Gi­a­mat­ti and so many more

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Jason Malmberg
Tue 19 Dec 2023

the fun never ends nor do it begin

Yes, I sup­pose I could just get caramel corn,  but it hits dif­fer­ent when it comes out of a tin bar­rel with

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Jason Malmberg
Mon 27 Nov 2023

real estate vibe

“Baby through the years, you know I’m cry­ing, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh, oooh” So much bet­ter than The Girl is Mine. 

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 2 Nov 2023

ok so hold up.

A queer black artist’s en­dur­ing folk song is be­com­ing a mod­ern stan­dard be­fore our eyes and y’all are whin­ing that it’s TOO

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 10 May 2023

kozik: no puns and no photos of the band

“I was a no-ed­u­­ca­­tion los­er per­son, and was def­i­nite­ly into he­do­nis­tic ex­pe­ri­ences. While I have an ap­pre­ci­a­tion of fine art and I

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Jason Malmberg
Tue 25 Apr 2023

#goodfellas

Tuck­er out at Fox. How will your racist grand­ma know who to hate now?   The irony is: the Tuck­er Carl­son fans ‑could-

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Jason Malmberg
Wed 29 Mar 2023

nashville

“Six peo­ple – in­clud­ing three chil­dren – were killed in the shoot­ing, and the sus­pect­ed at­tack­er was killed by po­lice with­in minutes

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Jason Malmberg
Mon 27 Mar 2023

chillin in a sunbeam

  This is                my go-to “spring is here!”                record so hope­ful­ly it doesn’t jinx us: 🎶 lis­ten 🎶                 Thurston Moore once said              “it’s ok

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Jason Malmberg
Mon 27 Feb 2023

picasso’s last words

  Af­ter a din­ner with Dustin Hoff­man,   with (Paul, duh) Mc­Cart­ney play­ing around on gui­tar,   Hoff­man did not be­lieve that

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Jason Malmberg
Mon 20 Feb 2023

i’m just watching that dunkaccino commercial from jack and jill over and over

East Pales­tine, Ohio. Where the MAGA hard-on for “dereg­u­la­tion” nec­es­sar­i­ly ends.   2018. So yes. This is the cost of the dereg­u­la­tion that

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Jason Malmberg
Mon 9 Jan 2023

you abhor classiness whereas i embrace it and strangers give me money as a result

“In the 50s, the Brazil­ians de­cid­ed they want­ed a cap­i­tal … Brazil­ia was go­ing to be The City of To­mor­row. It was

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Jason Malmberg
Thu 5 Jan 2023

‘time to start a movie’

“A pro­found­ly hu­man­ist film, mourn­ing the tragedies that lit­ter Hol­ly­wood his­to­ries. But it’s also a wor­ship­ful film, one that glad­ly buys into

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