rennovations

I’m gonna be
re­al­ly bummed
when they
fi­nal­ly fin­ish
ren­o­vat­ing my
of­fice build­ing

Be­cause one,
                white col­lar bros
                make for ter­ri­ble
                eye can­dy with their
                soft physiques and pleat­ed
                (read: shame hid­ing)
                Dock­ers.

And two,
                the work­men are
                lit­er­al­ly the
                only peo­ple
                I can ac­tu­al­ly have
                con­ver­sa­tions with
                with­out be­ing forced
                into some so­cial­ly
                awk­ward ex­change
                about how I
                do not care
                about foot­ball.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2016 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Foto by mehal­lo.

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