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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleWed 29 Nov 2023
if hell will even take you
“Once you’ve been to Cambodia, you’ll never stop wanting to beat Henry Kissinger to death with your bare hands. You will never
Mor 
Natalie MichelleThu 6 Oct 2022
bring your bullhorns, we’re marching: meet me at the intersection of #mahsaamini and dobbs
Among the many challenges Western women faced in the post-911 world was the weaponization of the oppression of Muslim women against us.
Natalie MichelleSun 24 Jul 2022
sharksweek!
For all of you who did not ask, here are my top five favorite sharks and why I love them: 1. greenland shark
Natalie MichelleMon 25 Jan 2021
easily manipulated ıv
Those of you who have known me for awhile, know how this time of year goes down for me. Though, no one has
Natalie MichelleTue 19 Jan 2021
straight up
I want beautiful motherfuckers in my life. People who care about others, who believe in social responsibility, who create and build instead of
Natalie MichelleTue 5 Jan 2021
even mor for them. again.
Now that I know I’m going to start this year off FLUSH with stimulus cash, I think the smartest play is to invest this *massive*
Natalie MichelleSun 27 Dec 2020
Natalie MichelleWed 23 Dec 2020
okay, is anyone else seeing it this way?
The citizens of every economically-comparable country on Earth are getting monthly stipends from their government and truly, considering our taxation rates and GDP, we
Natalie MichelleSat 19 Dec 2020
‘aren’t you worried about wat’s in the vaccine?’
I was at a club once with some friends and we found a cigarette cellophane full of pills in the bathroom. So
Natalie MichelleSat 5 Dec 2020
Natalie MichelleSun 29 Nov 2020
regularly scheduled racism
“Nevertheless, we get this hopelessly naïve version of centrism, of the idea that if we’re nicer to the other side there will
Natalie MichelleFri 13 Nov 2020
‘what we’re watching is basically an attempted coup’
“I hope it’s all over soon, but he is not ‘just’ throwing a tantrum. He has the Republican Party behind him …
Natalie MichelleThu 12 Nov 2020
at least it’s one place we can monitor them
“I’ve watched this happen with other platforms before. The extremists will take over. 4chan tried to purge the child porn, so now
Natalie MichelleSat 31 Oct 2020
hallowe’en thing
dad: Alright, the grocery store was a nightmare but I got out with the candy! me: Cool what toys did you get? dad: HOLY
Natalie MichelleMon 26 Oct 2020
yes, the whole ballot
No One Wants To Buy This 55-Bed, 55-Bath, $3.5 Million House In Texas https://t.co/G1SVxkuYrW pic.twitter.com/pHCoyz9M6j — ELLE Decor (@ELLEDECOR) June 27, 2016 So
Natalie MichelleWed 21 Oct 2020
i’m half italian/half german, ranting is my heritage
So if I could narrow down a personality type I hate the most, Joe Rogan embodies that person fully. It’s the like the
Natalie MichelleSun 4 Oct 2020
so it was wednesday morning …
You know when you’re at the bar and your friend gets *WASTED* and you have to get them home safely, but first
Natalie MichelleSat 26 Sep 2020
the road to omaha
You know, I don’t really know if I believe in a higher organization of life but there is no denying serendipity/kismet/destiny –
Natalie MichelleWed 23 Sep 2020
did you expect any different?
“President Trump’s nominee will receive a vote on the floor of the United States Senate.” —Mitch McConnell, Friday The whole bullshit
Natalie MichelleThu 27 Aug 2020
he’s not a vigilante. he’s a terrorist. kyle rittenhouse is a terrorist.
“Lone wolf” terrorism is a term coined by a White Supremacist named Louis Ray Bean Jr. who ran the Puller Camp, a
Natalie MichelleThu 20 Aug 2020
tsk tsk tsk
Seems my neighbor finally took down their confederate/blue lives matter flag situation. I wonder if someone in my neighborhood was lying in
Natalie MichelleMon 27 Jul 2020
during a pandemic, a soap that’s an aphrodisiac
So I’m batching up some soaps and I think “oh I should make some hand soap with antiviral properties.” Now the only
Natalie MichelleThu 16 Jul 2020
a couple things here
I understand we’re not always going to agree with everything our leadership says, like disagreeing with a nuanced explanation of how given the
Natalie MichelleThu 2 Jul 2020
i feel like you probably heard it
I’m sitting on my back porch enjoying a glass of wine and my motherfucking neighbor – who is a block over from
Natalie MichelleSun 28 Jun 2020
been wanting to talk about this for awhile now and here’s a perfect example
“On Sunday, President Donald Trump thanked some of his supporters in Florida by retweeting a video of people driving golf carts confronting