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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleTue 12 Jul 2016
bachelor 4 lyfe
That moment when you’re pretending to work but are instead taking a Buzzfeed quiz about what your taste in pizza says about your taste in men
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Natalie MichelleTue 5 Jul 2016
recycling at work
I swear to god one of these days I’m going to send a company wide email that explains how to recycle and then every fucking time
Natalie MichelleTue 28 Jun 2016
living in a war zone
I wish I had something more profound here but all I can really say is if you ever want true perspective on the struggle
Natalie MichelleThu 23 Jun 2016
flommist, playing the odds
Okay, I give up. So where do I apply to be a Hillary SuperPAC troll? I am about this and ya’ll can’t even
Natalie MichelleWed 22 Jun 2016
now with even mor lawless police conduct
If only the right wing was as in love with the 4th Amendment as they are the 2nd. Thanks for lawless police
Natalie MichelleSat 18 Jun 2016
june 2016, so far
1. Pro Tip: If you are going door to door to spread the gospel of your weird offshoot faith, bring an adorable child
Natalie MichelleFri 17 Jun 2016
going to the club
When I go to a club I have to worry about some asshole putting shit in my drink, conflict from guys being too sexually
Natalie MichelleSun 12 Jun 2016
Natalie MichelleFri 10 Jun 2016
up next, politically
Few things: 1. If we are returning to “politics as usual” now that Bernie is ostensibly out, note that means I go
Natalie MichelleWed 8 Jun 2016
rape is rape
If you have been a victim, please note this video is probably incredibly triggering so watch with caution – for everyone else,
Natalie MichelleTue 7 Jun 2016
conceivable victories
I’ve had one mantra my whole political life: Never give into cynicism. Cynicism is the refuge of the intellectually lazy, the weak,
Natalie MichelleThu 2 Jun 2016
calling in sick
Today my benighted sycophant coworker tried to tell me they give us too much sick leave which leads to people abusing it. Are
Natalie MichelleFri 27 May 2016
Natalie MichelleSat 21 May 2016
american labels
That moment when you realize that you’ve been running errands all day while wearing the paper Bud Light wristband from last night and
Natalie MichelleThu 19 May 2016
nevada delegate fiasco explained
If you are trying to wrap your mind around what happened last weekend in Nevada at the Democratic Convention, this is a great
Natalie MichelleThu 19 May 2016
still bernie
Sometimes I wonder what Bernie is feeling. He spent his whole career fighting against the Washington behemoth, mostly alone and relatively unknown
Natalie MichelleSun 15 May 2016
more adventures in mansplaining
* SCENE * At thrift store, buys dresser, dude meets me at loading zone. Dude: This won’t fit in your car. Me:
Natalie MichelleFri 13 May 2016
gay handbag
You guys, what happened to Diva house? Can we do that again? That was a great period of jams. a 90s/00s anthem diva
Natalie MichelleWed 11 May 2016
protest: we will not tolerate tyranny
“If you listen to talk radio, it’s 24⁄7 your country is being taken away from you.” —Jon Stewart on The Axe Files Seriously, this
Natalie MichelleSun 8 May 2016
herbivores spring clean
“I’m going clean out the freezer, I don’t even know what’s in here.” “I hope you don’t find my stash of Italian sausages.”
Natalie MichelleThu 28 Apr 2016
korean joint moron
I was just at my Korean joint and I watched four different people talk to Henim (the owner) like she was a moron.
Natalie MichelleTue 26 Apr 2016
diamonds, pearls, new power
Favourite Prince memory: I was at a sleepover at when I was younger and I woke up in the middle of the
Natalie MichelleThu 21 Apr 2016
Natalie MichelleSun 17 Apr 2016
better than thou
I have said it before, I will say it again: It is always the scold, the public puritan, the pious culture warrior, the devoted
Natalie MichelleTue 12 Apr 2016
overhaul the status quo already
You know Democrats adopting a “Tea Party mentality” is literally untenable at this point, Mr. President. Your ‘warning’ is wildly condescending and