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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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Robbie Edmonds

Flommist Robbie Edmonds would love to sit down with you and discuss his theories of mind-swapping and time travel, but it appears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop himself from doing so ... AGAIN!

Robbie Edmonds
Sun 24 Jan 2021

cellular eatin: ‘tastes like chicken … because it is’

“If it becomes widespread, cellular agriculture could have several advantages over traditional animal agriculture … no chickens would be involved at all.” —Adele

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 26 Nov 2020

canis cibum gratias

You know, Thanksgiving is always like Christmas morning to a dog; all the delicious aromas that humans can detect are amplified many times

Robbie Edmonds
Sat 7 Nov 2020

you are so fired

He was on the golf course when the call came in. Bowels immediately emptied, overcoming the limited abilities of his Depends undergarment, oozing

Robbie Edmonds
Wed 29 Jul 2020

season of the nectar

I had a dream in which Steve and Bwargh were making a cooking video of Whole Roast Chicken in Milk and it

Robbie Edmonds
Wed 9 Jan 2019

poh tay toe sald

Okay, let’s get this out in the open, so we can dispel any rumors, and put this discussion to rest. If you

Robbie Edmonds
Wed 21 Nov 2018

this is reddington

He knows what you did. He’s not judging you, but you will need to listen to his directions and follow them precisely if

Robbie Edmonds
Tue 25 Sep 2018

sliced treasure

Onion, garlic, an egg, some cracker crumbs, and a squueeeeze o’ sriracha. Pork, lamb, and duck breast, all ground together. Mix, shape

Robbie Edmonds
Mon 27 Aug 2018

bloomondaymaschinen

They had to explain why you were mad even if you were not mad If YOU feel it, then share it

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 28 Jun 2018

spoiler alert

And I have decided that I am officially a cantankerous old prick. Lost a friend to glioblastoma {rest in peace Rich Saxe}, and

Robbie Edmonds
Sun 6 May 2018

12 o’clock blinker

“Wait, what are you heating up?” “A seitan-jalapeno bean burrito. Why?” “No reason. You mind if I just hop in real quick and nuke

Robbie Edmonds
Sat 21 Apr 2018

flomm 423: the yellow things

Moon is yellow, so is cheese Mustard pollen makes me sneeze so if you are not busy, PLEASE! Enrich Your Life! Try 423s!

Robbie Edmonds
Wed 31 Jan 2018

potatoes of the night

Sometimes, when the moon is full and the stars are in a certain alignment, “potatoes of the night” miraculously become garlic fries it is

Robbie Edmonds
Sat 11 Nov 2017

wait for it

I am missing out on cool shit every day, and I am determined to change that. Now I gotta go watch some Church

Robbie Edmonds
Sat 14 Oct 2017

game on.

Predictably, as we began our way towards Aptos that Saturday, Tom Waits yelled road gravel and broken down dreams, as that is

Robbie Edmonds
Mon 25 Sep 2017

the fuzzy duck

Left, right, left, right ··· keep your balance ··· steady, now ··· doin’ fine, Left, right, left, right ··· mind yer posture ··· oooh,

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 21 Sep 2017

fizzy grapes, orange and mango

“I know you, you know me, one thing I can tell you is” today is Weird Soda Day, the bonus edition. You have

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 7 Sep 2017

nonplussed

So, the Thursday Is Weird Soda Day thing is back. And so is this week’s weird soda: Coca-Cola Life! And in the

Robbie Edmonds
Sat 2 Sep 2017

warmest regards

Madness is decidedly a personal affliction, though these days it seems quite epidemic, to the extent of appearing apocalyptic. In these, my

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 31 Aug 2017

austrian bubbles

Thursday is weird soda day ’round these parts. So, this is Almdudler. Say it with me now: Alm- dude- ler … ’Twas procured

Robbie Edmonds
Thu 11 May 2017

allerjesus und cattles und rhinos

In between wiping my teary eyes on the shoulder of my hoodie and blowing my nose for the 655,321st time, I did

Robbie Edmonds
Wed 10 May 2017

whiny white toes

For maybe the past month there has been a black and white kitty visiting at dusk and dawn. Very skittish. No idea

Robbie Edmonds
Tue 18 Apr 2017

#teammondrian

Everybody has a favorite sandwich. Teddy likes sandwiches, and he wants all sandwiches to be the same. Mostly. Piet makes a great

Robbie Edmonds
Mon 27 Feb 2017

i can make a better burger, cept not as fast

I had a dream I was eating pizza in what are now the long ago days with Barack and Warren Beatty came to

Robbie Edmonds
Tue 14 Feb 2017

be you

“What IS that, eh? It’s heading this way …” “I don’t think it’s Blue Meanies, Jeremy …” “Not blue, it’s true! What

Robbie Edmonds
Tue 27 Dec 2016

enuff already, 2016

We get it: You WILL go down as the crappiest year to date, a real pisser as far as units of time go.