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Bwargh von Modnar
Bwargh von ModnarTue 17 Dec 2024
die goose mischen
Hi, I made you a mix tape: Did you know that funny little march that Nazis did is called “goose stepping?” Did
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Bwargh von ModnarMon 13 Feb 2023
life can be pretty cool because you can get a bagel – but there’s also the horrors
me, 97: “There used to be this thing they called ‘surfing the web’. Anyone could make a website, and show up in
Bwargh von ModnarTue 5 Jul 2022
like dragons
I keep hearing that Republicans have no “after birth” plans for Roe’s overturn. I disagree. The plan is for those kids to
Bwargh von ModnarSun 26 Dec 2021
upsidedownpie
People who eat pineapple on pizza want to act like they’re the only ones in the conversation who can even appreciate sweet and
Bwargh von ModnarThu 21 Oct 2021
full offense
Getting a copy of my own birth certificate from one county office, to show to another (that I’ve already shown
Bwargh von ModnarMon 4 Oct 2021
frederic, hold the k
Today, a coworker asked me, “Who is Frederic Goudy, what’s his deal with sheep, and WHAT is letterspacing?” Dissatisfied with my answer,
Bwargh von ModnarTue 14 Sep 2021
knowing best?
Every time I start feeling like maybe it’s time to make a real return to social media, like, 5 mor loud opinions on vaccines
Bwargh von ModnarMon 22 Mar 2021
Bwargh von ModnarFri 5 Mar 2021
Bwargh von ModnarSun 7 Feb 2021
Bwargh von ModnarMon 11 Jan 2021
people who think the news even has to lie most of the time aren’t real conspiracy theorists
I have this personal theory that every hardcore Trump supporter is either themselves a narcissist, or has spent a lot of time
Bwargh von ModnarMon 21 Dec 2020
starting to think the secret to life is just tricking yourself into having a good time
“As a white-collar millennial, I’m supposed to be cheering on the remote work revolution. But I’ve realized that I can’t be my
Bwargh von ModnarTue 15 Dec 2020
Bwargh von ModnarThu 15 Oct 2020
yester-day, to-day and … to-morrow!!
I keep thinking about this old guy I used to see at Denny’s, who would sometimes sit down with us. Always on a
Bwargh von ModnarThu 17 Sep 2020
how to make a cup of tea (like an artist)
Lately been using the term “Rick Sanchez-ing” to describe the practice of acquiring cursed items with a lot of unearned confidence in one’s
Bwargh von ModnarTue 1 Sep 2020
a bit of difference
I had a wonderful dream, about being able to walk around outside and go on regular dates again. After running into multiple, starkly different
Bwargh von ModnarFri 7 Aug 2020
elementary, my dear
in first grade, our class held an “election” with just the names and photos of presidential candidates on a piece of paper. bill
Bwargh von ModnarFri 24 Jul 2020
locally, it’s all about the scene
“A woman was arrested at a Verizon store in California on Friday after she refused to abide by the store’s mandatory mask
Bwargh von ModnarMon 20 Jul 2020
cruel summer
I’m having a lot of trouble coping with the state of the world right now. I don’t know how I can ever be
Bwargh von ModnarSun 19 Jul 2020
elsewhere in georgia
“A female body was spotted by the railroad tracks at around 2pm on Tuesday, not far from Dunlevie Road. Liberty County deputies gathered
Bwargh von ModnarTue 23 Jun 2020
flommmásques – like cosplay, but not
idk when things will be back to functioning, but there’s this— i really hate the pants-peeing analogy for mask wearing— because
Bwargh von ModnarMon 22 Jun 2020
an antifa exposé and love letter
This is the leader of ANTIFA. His name is Jason and he is a duck. #EXPOSEANTIFA pic.twitter.com/AUMduLm9jz — Bobby 🐇 (@marqueemoonpie) June
Bwargh von ModnarWed 10 Jun 2020
Bwargh von ModnarTue 9 Jun 2020
oh yeah, cops
Cops have helped me approximately 0 times in emergencies. And are the group I most fear being assaulted by, sexually or otherwise.
