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Louis Hernandez
Louis HernandezFri 20 Jan 2023
louis being a sassy bitch
Please allow me to be the first person that cuts a raspberry in an AI art gallery. Like I should get points
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Louis HernandezSun 25 Dec 2022
ralphie is crazy
I didn’t grow up observing the holiday. Like any outsider, I was introduced to your customs via glossy media. Let’s just address this:
Louis HernandezThu 18 Nov 2021
why local? let’s talk
Your local small business has basically been working for free for the last two years. Why? The cost of their materials increased exponentially.
Louis HernandezWed 29 Sep 2021
background check:
bc: “Are you Meth Luis Miguel?” me: “No.” bc: “DUI Luis Dominguez?” me: “… no.” bc: “How long was your prison stint
Louis HernandezWed 8 Sep 2021
auto service
overheard: “… this guy totally has a horror fridge in an abandoned house somewhere …” location: auto mechanic waiting room subject: 1998 bmw sedan The
Louis HernandezWed 14 Oct 2020
the duality of your lakeside house and the road, today
“The purpose of the MFP was to support the regular police in combating organized crime, especially savage, motorized criminal biker gangs and
Louis HernandezFri 2 Oct 2020
a pov from a poc?
No, no, just another copper child here. Hispanics aren’t a race. And technically we are white (ask the Census or any form). We’re an ethnicity,
Louis HernandezThu 9 Jul 2020
summer at camp covid
I had a late night prior Sunday. And then I was quarantined for a few days. Oh, and get this: I too have felt
Louis HernandezWed 17 Jun 2020
‘jor-el has been frightened by a few earthquakes’
I’ve had 3 interactions with KNOWN experts in 3 different fields and ALL of them prefaced their expertise with: “I’m sorry but …” I responded
Louis HernandezTue 26 May 2020
423 zerø: recapping world wide flomm
“Bill is working on the 423 site, it’s going to be nuts. Feel free to recruit ppl to the ZINE. At a
Louis HernandezSun 26 Jan 2020
need: a back and forth with two people discussing the merits of mud bricks over treated straw
I’m into genre fiction but I’m starving for the mundane too. I want to read about how a roof thatcher fixes the village
Louis HernandezMon 23 Dec 2019
dammit, batluis!
Here’s the thing, Mexicans have an amazing sense of humor about being Mexican. All I see here is one of us as
Louis HernandezThu 18 Jul 2019
not quite strange nostalgia
“Nostalgia is an illness for those who haven’t realized that today is tomorrow’s nostalgia.” —Zeena Schreck Upon watching this third season
Louis HernandezMon 24 Jun 2019
fair warning
If you spark a conversation with me at the library, we will discuss Chomsky (language acquisition), transition into Paglia or Jodorowsky for
Louis HernandezSun 16 Jun 2019
had this moment
To: Steve Mehallo Just wanted to wish you a Happy Father’s day. From everything you told me about your dad he seemed
Louis HernandezTue 12 Mar 2019
free coffee
me: (approaches teller) ‘hi, i was charged 2x for a transaction.’ teller: “We’ve flagged that purchase and charged you an overdraft fee.” me:
Louis HernandezTue 4 Dec 2018
fifth grade shitbag
I randomly remembered a 5th grade homework assignment. I had to draw a fictional character followed by a synopsis of who they
Louis HernandezWed 19 Sep 2018
passive aggressive craftsman
I’ve had a number of objects thrown at me over the years. I’ve always fixed and reused them as totems of guilt. I
Louis HernandezSat 30 Jun 2018
423 red: an abstract
423 RED happened three weeks ago. And after, I was so tired I bought a new mattress to recuperate. Slept twelve hours
Louis HernandezSun 17 Jun 2018
i don’t celebrate father’s day
So here’s the thing, my entire life my father was an unapproachable demigod. Brilliant, handsome – all the things I wasn’t. The
Louis HernandezMon 11 Jun 2018
just a one off for me
“I’m not going anywhere. I hope. It’s been an adventure. We took some casualties over the years. Things got broken. Things got lost.
Louis HernandezWed 6 Jun 2018
pourquoi 423
My friend, LA based artist @stimeyluv1 once stated: “[artists] are all about community until one of us ‘makes it’ before we do.
Louis HernandezTue 22 May 2018
i accidentally sneezed on your profile pic
I got the flu from a nickel. Don’t tell me otherwise. I’m convinced that nickel was a germ-laden shot to my immune
Louis HernandezSat 3 Mar 2018
the beautiful struggle
SCENE: I walk into a farmer’s market wearing a Captain America hoodie (cuz comics). SECURITY GUARD: [signals me to stop] “Wow, you are brave son.”
Louis HernandezSat 10 Feb 2018
model behavior
I compliment artists in two ways. There’s the post-art school high culture compliment: ‘Congratulations your art has manifested itself and reconfigured a