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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineFri 30 Oct 2026
sir patrick
“If someone says ‘Give me one word of advice,’ I say ‘be fearless.’ And knowing without any shadow of a doubt that
Mor 
Emily DuchaineFri 9 Oct 2026
my roses look like shit this year
I totally neglected them. And other than watering them just so they didn’t die (although they probably still would have lived) I didn’t
Emily DuchaineMon 28 Sep 2026
It’s all kabuki theater and we’re the dummies in the cheap seats
Any time the human equivalent of stage IV colorectal cancer (like Graham or McConnell) finally shuffles off this mortal coil and rids
Emily DuchaineThu 23 Oct 2025
born and raised – lived in the same place almost 19 years
Looked up the house I grew up in to show a friend. I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve
Emily DuchaineWed 2 Jul 2025
perpetually shocked, disappointed, and completely frozen
“Historians call it ‘willful ignorance’ when Germans said ‘we didn’t know’ as their neighbors disappeared. “But Americans do know. About the raids. The camps. The
Emily DuchaineSun 29 Jun 2025
time for gen x to fall for capitalist pandering
I’m seeing fewer and fewer articles about how cool and amazing baby boomers are and more articles about how cool and amazing
Emily DuchaineSun 22 Jun 2025
but that would involve critical thinking
One of the most disconcerting things I have noticed as of late is people saying any variation of: “I don’t watch the news much
Emily DuchaineThu 12 Jun 2025
‘why don’t you wear a suit?’
Haha, WOW. Okay. I have to say something about this one. In light of the anti-ICE protests in Los Angeles and the upcoming
Emily DuchaineThu 24 Apr 2025
Ø days without nonsense
There’s a lot of discourse in leftist circles (leftist, not liberal, there’s an important distinction) that Palestine is Why the Democrats Lost.™
Emily DuchaineTue 25 Mar 2025
hitting the national and genetic lottery while closing the door behind me
“Nobody thinks illegal immigration is appropriate, and I happen to think we need comprehensive immigration reform, but I don’t think it’s appropriate
Emily DuchaineSat 1 Mar 2025
do birds that get trapped in the ceilings of grocery stores eat really well once the store closes?
“The collapse of society will be a good thing, because the weak will die and strong people like me will survive, prosper,
Emily DuchaineFri 21 Feb 2025
oh, the power grid
“The Bonneville Power Administration is among the federal agencies currently being gutted by Elon Musk at Pres. Donald Trump’s direction … industry
Emily DuchaineFri 14 Feb 2025
güd to see so many non-republican politicians are ‘concerned’
To start, I’ve seen a lot of people predicting that Trump’s ego won’t tolerate Elon stealing his spotlight and he’ll get rid
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Jan 2025
downhill at breakneck speed
I don’t know who needs to hear this, but you can make your way through the kitchen munching on a wide variety
Emily DuchaineThu 9 Jan 2025
if we try to push the bully off a cliff, we’re admonished for it
I don’t want to reach across the aisle to the people who are cheering the destruction of California. I am sick of
Emily DuchaineFri 20 Dec 2024
and difficult people become mor difficult this time of year too
“It’s raining. Better go 40 mph.” —everyone on I‑5 earlier This is the time of year when we should all be sleeping
Emily DuchaineMon 9 Dec 2024
revolutionary stuffs
Remember eight years ago when everyone was gargling Bernie’s balls and paying lip service to the idea of a revolution? Well, what
Emily DuchaineTue 26 Nov 2024
hear me out: fruit by the foot, except it’s prosciutto
I can’t find the meme or the comedian who said it so I didn’t come up with this but back in 2016
Emily DuchaineThu 7 Nov 2024
half of us care about people and the other half are racist, sexist assholes
“Well, what you call ‘polarized’ I call simply just being stupid, hateful, and awful … This is not an attack on you
Emily DuchaineTue 5 Nov 2024
decision 2024: been around this block once already
“In speaking with my 88 yr old mother, who is struggling to be civil to her Trump voting Evangelical sisters, I realized
Emily DuchaineWed 30 Oct 2024
decision 2024: this is not obama vs. mccain or romney — this is really fucking bad
I think it’s very, very hard for a lot of people – especially kind people who are compassionate and capable of empathy
Emily DuchaineSun 15 Sep 2024
i swear, every single day is some breaking news about yet another famous man being a dumbass
• Elon Musk says creepy shit to Taylor Swift • Trump accuses Haitian immigrants of eating people’s pets in Ohio • Russell Brand
Emily DuchaineThu 22 Aug 2024
Emily DuchaineFri 2 Aug 2024
disconnecting
I was mostly disconnected from society from Sunday evening—yesterday afternoon and what I’ve gleaned is that apparently Trump supporters are Big Mad
Emily DuchaineSun 14 Jul 2024
i can only imagine what kind of insane bullshit was preached at my in-laws’ church this morning
Just to give you an idea: My in-laws attended the same Assemblies of God church for thirty years. My MIL has worked there