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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Fri 9 Oct 2026

my roses look like shit this year

I totally neglected them. And other than watering them just so they didn’t die (although they probably still would have lived) I didn’t

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 28 Sep 2026

It’s all kabuki theater and we’re the dummies in the cheap seats

Any time the human equivalent of stage IV colorectal cancer (like Graham or McConnell) finally shuffles off this mortal coil and rids

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 23 Oct 2025

born and raised – lived in the same place almost 19 years

Looked up the house I grew up in to show a friend. I can honestly say this is the first time I’ve

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 2 Jul 2025

perpetually shocked, disappointed, and completely frozen

“Historians call it ‘willful ignorance’ when Germans said ‘we didn’t know’ as their neighbors disappeared. “But Americans do know. About the raids. The camps. The

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 29 Jun 2025

time for gen x to fall for capitalist pandering

I’m seeing fewer and fewer articles about how cool and amazing baby boomers are and more articles about how cool and amazing

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