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Jes
JesSun 26 May 2024
mother nature
Right now, the sound of distant thunder ripples through the air. Competing with the songbirds that sing so loud I can hear them
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JesSat 8 Feb 2020
banter, plebs
We were all in a scenario where zombies existed. We didn’t call them zombies, of course, they were known as the ‘unfortunates.’
JesSun 8 Sep 2019
verily! because learn improv from who you heard on radío flomm
~~A Quest Into the Depths of Harold –– a single scene~~ jes: *enters house after work* Hel— Oh no. What plagues you, my
JesThu 9 May 2019
423 blue recap: made malevich, printed type, parked backwards
I’m supposed to talk about Malevich, and these pictures of me and my husband playing with green screens, and the interestingly cool
JesSun 28 Apr 2019
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JesMon 4 Jun 2018
423 red: sounds et colours
Sounds are seeping colours. The world is beautiful. YOU are beautiful. That light inside you that flickers and glows. It dances and
JesMon 21 Aug 2017
JesSun 26 Feb 2017
not complicated: eat foot
Hullo foot! Let me shoot you to cook you, and then consume you. OMG. It’s so easy to follow. People ‘shoot themselves in
JesThu 23 Feb 2017
don’t trust naps
Random Memory: I only remember teacher’s names if they had an overwhelmingly positive or negative impact on my life. My kindergarten teacher
JesWed 18 Jan 2017
unscientific social media observations
One of my favorite things to do: Read public political arguments over social media and compare the timestamps based on the poster’s location.
JesSat 31 Dec 2016
nye memory
We played charades every New Year’s Eve at my house and I remember one time putting Animaniacs as the TV show into
JesSat 17 Dec 2016
calling a nail salon
Jes: Hello! Yes. May I please make an appointment? Salon: Yeah, ok. Wha you want? Jes: A manicure. Salon: Wha kind? U want
JesThu 1 Dec 2016
older people saying, ‘grow up!’
As the youngest child in a decently sized family, with nice gaps between our births, I find it so fucking hilarious hearing
JesThu 24 Nov 2016
thanksgiving miss-facts
When our Founding Fathers congregated to decide on our national symbol, Benjamin Franklin wanted The Turkey. “He is besides, though a little
JesMon 24 Oct 2016
credit 411
Beyond pissed right now. And this rant is in no way my entire outlook. I’m not looking for sage advice. I need
JesSat 22 Oct 2016
an honest moment
Honest moment in the life of a Jes: Last night on the way downtown I was at a stoplight and some kid, the
JesFri 7 Oct 2016
the most surreal thing
The zombie apocalypse was more like an odd affliction. There were many large pockets of civilization and I recall my refusal to
JesTue 27 Sep 2016
other messages
My email address is pretty standard. It matches with my .com, and I’ve maintained this for over a decade. But others have
JesMon 1 Aug 2016
thing happened today
At the coffee shop, a lady walks up to a police officer working on his laptop while drinking a coffee. She has
JesSun 19 Jun 2016
JesSun 5 Jun 2016
‘we want our country back!’
Questions! Where did it go? Did it go out for a pack of cigarettes and never come back? Is this a reboot of the
JesSun 24 Apr 2016
JesSun 3 Apr 2016
fantastic foo
I am about to lose my shit. A house two down from me has people working on their backyard and