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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Laurie Rosenwald

Flommist Laurie Rosenwald is an American illustrator, author, artist, and designer.

Laurie Rosenwald
Thu 18 Dec 2025

the emotional support snail

I know per­fect­ly well that Ayn Rand was a fas­cist — but can­not stop my­self from cheer­ing on the ar­chi­tect Howard Roark, stubborn

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Laurie Rosenwald
Wed 22 Oct 2025

wore yellow, showed up – then …

what this mon­strous ex­cres­cence has done to our peo­ple he has done to our house, our democ­ra­cy.  re­pub­li­cans please please open your eyes.  but

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Laurie Rosenwald
Tue 4 Apr 2023

how touching

                                                             touch­ing a renoir                                                                                                                            i do not like renoir  but                     i know the best fine art restora­tion ex­pert in nyc 

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Laurie Rosenwald
Fri 3 Mar 2023

please accept this small gift

BE­HOLD! My plan for world dom­i­na­tion in the spheres of pub­lish­ing and fine art, 2023:     Your door­bell will ring.  Be­fore you will

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Laurie Rosenwald
Tue 1 Mar 2022

make ‘mistakes’ in san francisco, march 19

Zig when every­one else zags. When you sur­prise your­self, you sur­prise oth­ers. And that is price­less in a world where every­thing seems to

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Laurie Rosenwald
Wed 1 Dec 2021

published! make mistakes! why and how! chaos + workshops!

My fif­teen sec­onds of fame?  Wendy Good­man re­al­ly gave me only 2 hours no­tice. but it’s my own fault for pro­mot­ing #spon­tane­ity and

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Laurie Rosenwald
Mon 29 Nov 2021

new york

                          Drey­dl, drey­dl, drey­dl                           I made it out of clay                           Joy­ful Christ­mak­wanzukah                           We make up to­day      Ra­madan, though in the Spring,      I’d like to include

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Laurie Rosenwald
Wed 13 Oct 2021

how to come up with truly original ideas

Mak­ing mis­takes? Every­one who hears that says, “Oh, I’m al­ready quite good at that.” Ah, if this were only true. It’s not.  I’ll

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Laurie Rosenwald
Tue 24 Nov 2020

rosenwald: ‘art on the chessboard’

“[Chess Re­view] had a habit of fea­tur­ing chess pieces on its cov­ers. The pre­vi­ous oc­cur­rence was July 1968 ‘On the Cov­er where

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Laurie Rosenwald
Mon 27 Jul 2020

enormous blonde herring-scented nauseatingly fair-minded nymphomaniacs in clogs

When I lived in Paris, no­body ever said “Paris? Why Paris?” But now they in­vari­ably ask, “Swe­den? But why?” I am called

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Laurie Rosenwald
Thu 21 May 2020

please allow me to translate your chair

Re­spect the cheese form! I have a paint­ing stu­dio at the artists res­i­den­cy, but share an of­fice on Sto­ra Bad­hus­gatan where I

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Laurie Rosenwald
Wed 25 Dec 2019

words matter

Spread the joy! #sea­son­s­greet­ings   —lau­rie rosen­wald Flom­mist Lau­rie Rosen­wald is an Amer­i­can il­lus­tra­tor, au­thor, artist, and de­sign­er. Copy­right © 2019 Lau­rie Rosenwald.

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Laurie Rosenwald
Sun 10 Nov 2019

your doorbell will ring

Be­fore you will stand James Dean, un­dead and smil­ing warm­ly with both eyes and mouth. He is wear­ing a well-fit­t­ed UPS uni­form and

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Laurie Rosenwald
Fri 8 Nov 2019

mutant bastard yucky colors of the apocalypse

Laven­der is the Yel­low of Japan. Hot Pink is the Navy Blue of In­dia. So how did dusty rose, sun­tan and what my

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Laurie Rosenwald
Thu 5 Sep 2019

repeating behaviours

If I were a bet­ting man, I would bet on re­peat­ing be­hav­iours in hu­mans.  If I am walk­ing down the street, and

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Laurie Rosenwald
Mon 17 Jun 2019

hamster

I can­not check a box that says, “Het­ero­sex­u­al,” “Athe­ist,” “Mus­lim,” or “Jew.” I’m an In­vol­un­tary In­cel. Also. I have my own faith. I’m

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Laurie Rosenwald
Tue 17 Jan 2017

in the history of #computing

like a #chal­lenge ? i have stumped the great­est minds at #ap­ple. af­ter 2 months of try­ing, their most se­nior #ex­perts all

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Laurie Rosenwald
Thu 1 Sep 2016

101 things i love

lau­rie:    here are 101 things i love: slip­pers with se­quins, fur vests, and booties. not the kind ba­bies wear. the kind with

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Laurie Rosenwald
Mon 9 May 2016

‘guilt is good’

Yes­ter­day, on Moth­er’s day, I like to dwell on the fact that my own was a train wreck. If you had a

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Laurie Rosenwald
Mon 11 Jan 2016

ch-ch-ch-changes

martha voutas, an art di­rec­tor i knew, knew some­one who knew some­one, and all of a sud­den i was work­ing for ‪david

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