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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Blu

Flom­mist Blu is an enigma. A metaphor wrapped in an allegory. ‘I am Jack’s colon. If I get cancer, I kill Jack.’

Blu
Tue 2 Nov 2021

nü non-profit to provide access to digital art for lower-income kids

“I have been work­ing non-stop on cre­at­ing a non-prof­it to help pro­vide Adobe CC and com­put­ers to low­er in­come kids! There are far too many

Mor 

Blu
Tue 27 Oct 2020

‘you have owners’

If you’re any­thing oth­er  than a straight white male,  say good­bye to your  fuck­ing rights  and every right fought for  and gained for you.   We’ve

Mor 

Blu
Tue 15 Sep 2020

perpetually attempting to teach people how to think or dissect information is really exhausting

“Charles Man­son nev­er ac­tu­al­ly mur­dered any­one. He just held ral­lies where he en­cour­aged his fol­low­ers to be vi­o­lent.” —Cindy Clark Sow­der Satanic

Mor 

Blu
Sat 29 Aug 2020

‘dipshidiotic’ should be in the dictionary

We are liv­ing in a time where the cap­tur­ing of an event oc­cur­ring in the past that can be re-played on a

Mor 

Blu
Thu 23 Jul 2020

we’re supposed to be okay with this, said they

When you don’t like the way some­thing is run, you would prob­a­bly think, “well this is the way it’s al­ways been done” or “this

Mor 

Blu
Fri 10 Jul 2020

okay, this is what’s up: #theblackbillofrights

“So, the way that this start­ed was I be­came re­al­ly in­volved with un­der­stand­ing why po­lice of­fi­cers were go­ing free when they would

Mor 

Blu
Tue 30 Jun 2020

you name it

A lot of the world’s prob­lems could be solved if we stopped us­ing the same names for hu­mans over and over and over and over and

Mor 

Blu
Wed 24 Jun 2020

you guys

“… re­mem­ber­ing back to the ear­ly 70s, ‘hey guys’ was spo­ken by the girls long be­fore the ac­tu­al guys picked up on it.

Mor 

Blu
Sat 30 May 2020

so barely there then

In ad­di­tion to our rene­gade po­lice­man – there is a real fuck­ing need for us to be out­raged by the en­tire line

Mor 

Blu
Tue 12 May 2020

working for ‘exposure’ has taken on a whole new meaning

“Very Amer­i­can to de­cide we are bored with COVID and there­fore it is over” —Jeff Kasanoff Sub­tle dif­fer­ence in fram­ing but there’s a

Mor 

Blu
Thu 26 Mar 2020

right now i just need some toilet paper.

I wish peo­ple would look at gro­cery stores like I do. Lit­er­al­ly hun­dreds of cans of shit. Lit­er­al­ly hun­dreds of bags of that.

Mor 

Blu
Sun 2 Feb 2020

obviously

If Anony­mous were re­al­ly cool they’d help re-rig our al­ready-rigged elec­tions. Hacked vot­ing sys­tems should be fair­ly fuck­ing ob­vi­ous to any hack­er and

Mor 

Blu
Wed 8 Jan 2020

trickling to the top

Wages are not keep­ing up with in­fla­tion We keep be­ing good peo­ple and do­nat­ing a por­tion of our wages to those in

Mor 

Blu
Thu 12 Dec 2019

completion backwards

If you find your­self un­able to con­cep­tu­al­ly un­der­stand why cap­i­tal­ism is … bad … google met­al straw. Click for 2 hrs. So.

Mor 

Blu
Wed 27 Nov 2019

sustained happiness

Hap­pi­ness, as the Brazil­ian poet Vini­cius de Moraes put it, is ‘like a feath­er fly­ing in the air. It flies light, but not

Mor 

Blu
Sat 23 Nov 2019

tiny flavor town

I just came across the term “mi­cro herbs” on a menu and I’ve be­come ir­ra­tional­ly an­gry by it. Iron­i­cal­ly, it’s herbs. but smaller-ed.

Mor 

Blu
Thu 7 Nov 2019

we’re surfacing, aren’t we?

Aside from this (be­low) be­ing the per­fect rant about … let’s call them, en­er­getic fans of Star Wars … it made me

Mor 

Blu
Sat 13 Jul 2019

‘y’all are wack’

I just found out  af­ter walk­ing off stage from a tour with Blink 182, Lil, fuckin’, Wayne doesn’t think he’ll con­tin­ue the tour because

Mor 

Blu
Mon 13 May 2019

television by candlelight

Do we in­sist that cul­ture have a con­stant mode of self preser­va­tion  or are we be­yond such small-mind­ed­ness and un­der­stand change yet? 

Mor 

Blu
Mon 6 May 2019

nü social experiment

sort of … for peo­ple who are bad at re­mem­ber­ing names but not faces …  when they say their first name look at their

Mor 

Blu
Sat 20 Apr 2019

ignorance is a son of a bitch

If I see one more god­damn post about wealthy peo­ple rais­ing mon­ey for Notre fuck­ing Dame … in­stead of some oth­er world

Mor 

Blu
Fri 5 Apr 2019

iteration 2019

I said the new Jok­er trail­er was like if some­one saw Psy­cho (1960) and said …  Let’s do an ori­gin sto­ry about Nor­man Bates …  That’s

Mor 

Blu
Wed 5 Dec 2018

wtf, teacher

a re­sponse to Fifth Grade Shit­bag I’ll nev­er EVER let go of a re­port I wrote on France in the 6th grade.  I

Mor 

Blu
Sun 20 May 2018

my damn self

Sto­ry time: Af­ter months of not be­ing able to af­ford any sort of tech shop re­pair I fi­nal­ly gath­ered enough in­for­ma­tion about

Mor 

Blu
Wed 9 May 2018

found this in a comment · · ·

“Do not take the woman by your side for grant­ed just be­cause you know she loves you. Be­cause love that is not

Mor 

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