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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleSun 16 Jun 2019
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Natalie MichelleSun 26 May 2019
time, money and privilege
“Hey, here’s an idea, people: What if you, like, just didn’t climb Everest?” —Emily Duchaine “If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest
Natalie MichelleMon 29 Apr 2019
Natalie MichelleSun 31 Mar 2019
why we do not, the reasons
Just so everyone is fucking clear here, we don’t eat at Chick-Fil‑A not just because they fund lobby groups trying to upend
Natalie MichelleSat 30 Mar 2019
damn sound system and custom white pu leather interior blinded my senses
Never ever buy a car with an INTERNAL WATER PUMP because when it fails it leaks by the alternator so you don’t
Natalie MichelleMon 25 Feb 2019
time for a meeting
Whenever I have to sit through something really boring like a dry work meeting or a socially-required ceremony, I’ll pick a song
Natalie MichelleSat 16 Feb 2019
easily manipulated 3
Okay, we seriously need to talk about the impressive hustle of the Girl Scouts in my neighborhood – as evidenced in this
Natalie MichelleSat 9 Feb 2019
easily manipulated 2
Every. Fucking. Year. These fucking Girl Scouts have my number. Yesterday: “It’s really cold outside to be out selling cookies” “Yeah I
Natalie MichelleWed 30 Jan 2019
german whip
Since I was so entranced by the aftermarket custom white leather interior and earthquaking sound system of my Mazda, I didn’t do
Natalie MichelleThu 24 Jan 2019
‘the [relentless] mental load’
“The modern Millennial, for the most part, views adulthood as a series of actions, as opposed to a state of being …
Natalie MichelleTue 15 Jan 2019
Natalie MichelleThu 10 Jan 2019
thoughtfully engineered
Look at this brilliantly engineered toaster I just bought. One wide slot with a shallow base that can accommodate any size piece
Natalie MichelleTue 1 Jan 2019
sorry team.
I was just mindlessly scrolling through Facebook’s ‘people you may know’ bar and accidentally sent, like, seven friend requests to randos. I
Natalie MichelleWed 19 Dec 2018
nother one
Two days ago a 16-year-old at TJ fucking Maxx hit on me (which was so many layers of uncomfortable). He was working holiday
Natalie MichelleSun 28 Oct 2018
adult thing
So every year I get those mini Play-Dohs to hand out with the candy to the trickortreaters who maybe can’t have candy
Natalie MichelleThu 18 Oct 2018
reasonable cup usage, the root of all domestic disputes
My friend and I were talking about the habit that drives everyone you live with nuts. Mine is I use, like, 20 different cups
Natalie MichelleSun 30 Sep 2018
suburbanrandom
So we have the beginnings of another suburban mystery: Last night around 11pm I ran out to pick some things up from
Natalie MichelleWed 5 Sep 2018
Natalie MichelleSun 12 Aug 2018
Natalie MichelleWed 11 Jul 2018
‘a campaign to make bigotry and sexism less profitable’
Sleeping Giants is currently publishing the list of contractors profiting off the border separation policy. They are providing proof of their claims
Natalie MichelleMon 9 Jul 2018
colourblocked
dad: “HOLY SHIT” me: “What?” dad: “Ho. Ly. Shiiiiiiiit.” me: “What?” dad: “Are you okay?” me: “What?!!” dad: “You’re not wearing any black” me: “OMG.
Natalie MichelleTue 3 Jul 2018
Natalie MichelleTue 12 Jun 2018
here’s what I genuinely believe sometimes
“Your mama’s father – after experiencing both World Wars in Germany – used to say, ‘Don’t believe the crap people tell you.
Natalie MichelleSat 9 Jun 2018
‘… but they were ___’
What’s really telling to me whenever someone commits suicide, especially someone famous, the response always seems to be “… but they were so
Natalie MichelleSat 26 May 2018
fashionable springs
Me shopping in the Springtime: “I wonder if they have this in black.” “This would be cute if it was in black.” “I