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Natalie MichelleFri 19 Jun 2020
the statue of liberty is a black woman
The Statue of Liberty was first imagined by a French abolitionist named Édouard de Laboulaye. Laboulaye was the president of a committee
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Natalie MichelleMon 15 Jun 2020
monday history moment
So the grid below are the actual flags that represented the Confederacy (1861–65) as a secessionist state: Included are almost a dozen flown
Natalie MichelleWed 10 Jun 2020
‘you got something that’ll look nice on a throw pillow?’
“Defunding the police absolutely does not mean that we eliminate all cops and just succumb to ‘The Purge.’ Instead, it’s about moving
Natalie MichelleMon 1 Jun 2020
shot, killed
“I am trapped on a desert of raw gunshot wounds and a dead child dragging his shattered black face off the edge of
Natalie MichelleSat 9 May 2020
he’s single, right?
… and it was just like that, I met the eyes of a handsome stranger from across an abandoned public space and realized that maybe
Natalie MichelleSun 26 Apr 2020
delavigneing
psa: I’m growing my eyebrows out so I can perfect my brow game but my Italian genes have me out here looking
Natalie MichelleSun 12 Apr 2020
women-only post: please do not read if you aren’t a woman
Ladies, now that the men are gone, they’re on to us! They’ve discovered our diabolical
Natalie MichelleSun 5 Apr 2020
the very obvious, overt agenda
A quick note to my conspiracy theory friends: You know why I don’t buy what you’re selling? Governments, major corporations, and the
Natalie MichelleFri 28 Feb 2020
Natalie MichelleTue 18 Feb 2020
with! the violence, the language, drugs & all the sex referencing!
OMG team! Teeeeeeeaaaammmmm! I FINALLY got to check a bucket list item off just now! Two teens just asked me if I would
Natalie MichelleFri 14 Feb 2020
#tbt to our passionate love
It breaks my heart to announce my long time Valentine’s boo 💞Cardboard Cutout Robert Pattinson As Edward The Vampire Whose Last Name
Natalie MichelleTue 28 Jan 2020
exercise bettter
Did you guys know about this? If you did, fuck you for not telling the rest of us. Here I am slugging my ass
Natalie MichelleFri 17 Jan 2020
fourth estate, 2020
“… beyond the three traditional branches of government, there is another that has often been described as a fourth branch: The free
Natalie MichelleSat 11 Jan 2020
‘hey good lookin’
Okay gentlemen, now I know that almost all of you have never ever seen an actual woman in your entire life, so
Natalie MichelleFri 27 Dec 2019
just a convo with no one
no one: Hey Natalie how did you spend your Christmas? me, to no one: Funny you should ask, I had a very traditional
Natalie MichelleMon 16 Dec 2019
christmas for children should be colourful, for adults, elegant
So many of you know by now about the epic, decades-spanning holiday feud between my father and I, where I put up my very aesthetic silver
Natalie MichelleSat 30 Nov 2019
i like it!
My very German mother trying to come up with a name for her craft-based Etsy store: “What do you think about the
Natalie MichelleThu 21 Nov 2019
i feel really manipulated by baby yoda
Of course I want a baby fucking Yoda, especially set within a pulpy 70s sci-fi spaghetti Western. I want that BIG TIME
Natalie MichelleSat 2 Nov 2019
Natalie MichelleThu 17 Oct 2019
fill it with coffee and i will spill that coffee. you’re welcome.
“What’s this? An important document for work, let me just spill coffee on it so everyone knows I read it.” —Me “Oh you
Natalie MichelleThu 19 Sep 2019
‘paint me like one of your spoopy girls’
Okay so I literally think about how if I could just make like $40K/yr (based on where I live) and never work
Natalie MichelleFri 13 Sep 2019
that’s a scary
Soooooooo lemme get this straight. HBO took my actual deepest, most overwhelming fears and anxieties about the current course of society and
Natalie MichelleFri 12 Jul 2019
if the numbers were power, we wouldn’t be here right now
To continue a thought from Emily’s post yesterday, everyone in America always ignores power in their larger assessments of the political landscape
Natalie MichelleMon 1 Jul 2019
boomers at the clinic
So when I’m working at the clinic, boomer-age patients will constantly try to come at me with political hot takes about healthcare
Natalie MichelleSat 29 Jun 2019
math time for you lazy millennials!
$2.10 (grande from Starbucks) x 365 (for one a day) x 50 (working years from 15–65) x 5 (the best return you can