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Natalie Michelle
Natalie MichelleThu 17 May 2018
‘i get no kick in a plane’
Worst. Fucking. Trip. Of. My. Life. … And it will not fucking end as Fox News is playing AGAIN at the goddamned second
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Natalie MichelleThu 3 May 2018
time for pie
sign: “All you can eat vegan pie bar” me: All you can eat … vegan. pie. bar. What? All you can eat vegan pie
Natalie MichelleSun 15 Apr 2018
the overfed
You know what’s real fucking annoying? Everyday I see at least one video/article with a badass solution to an environmental problem. Ocean
Natalie MichelleThu 5 Apr 2018
Natalie MichelleSat 17 Mar 2018
saw you at the club last night
I met the love of my life last night. He walked into the club, pointed right at me, then the bastard got me
Natalie MichelleSun 18 Feb 2018
easily manipulated
Dammit, hustling ass Girl Scouts got me again. AGAIN. This time they came to my actual door with their “Your garden is soooo
Natalie MichelleSun 11 Feb 2018
a phd in the forced breeding of animals does not a chancellor make
With the University of Nebraska chancellor’s response to a white nationalist student’s video posted online this past Monday, I’m gonna hardline this
Natalie MichelleMon 5 Feb 2018
can i just binge watch the season instead?
On this week’s episode of ‘Why The Fuck Can’t I Just Get My Shit Together Already,’ we join Natalie on the side
Natalie MichelleSat 20 Jan 2018
snowbound fluffy
Welp, I almost owned a husky tonight. Just what I definitely need, a high maintenance active breed you actually have to exercise
Natalie MichelleMon 15 Jan 2018
‘perhaps the south, the nation and the world are in dire need of creative extremists’
This is my favorite piece by Dr. King. It had profound influence on how I view my role as an ally in
Natalie MichelleSun 7 Jan 2018
*someone flips table*
“This week on the Real White Housewives of DC” {insert supercut of characters} “Bannon cried when I fired him and begged for his job”
Natalie MichelleMon 1 Jan 2018
super moon
me last night: “New Year. New me. 2018 is definitely going to be the year I get my shit together.” me this
Natalie MichelleWed 27 Dec 2017
the devil’s weather
So I was like, “I love you, do not come here in January?” I’m out in the devil’s weather standing at a crosswalk
Natalie MichelleThu 14 Dec 2017
breaking: net neutrality dead, small businesses to suffer, lex luthor gets australia
“Net neutrality repealed. Fuck Republicans. Fuck this administration. Fuck you if you voted for any of it. This stuff doesn’t just happen. Voters
Natalie MichelleSat 2 Dec 2017
delete it and start over,
It started as a Tax Cut – Now it: • Raises Taxes on Middle Class • Increases Debt • Hurts Small Businesses • Kills Healthcare
Natalie MichelleTue 21 Nov 2017
republican numbers
So I’m trying to make some numbers look a little more optimistic than they are and I literally just Googled “how Republicans
Natalie MichelleFri 10 Nov 2017
‘It’s these damn bunch of crybaby *racial slurs* ruining our country’
Moderate liberal journalists be like: ‘Trump supporter George stared out the window of his row house in small town red state, a cardboard
Natalie MichelleTue 7 Nov 2017
conspiracies
Here’s the thing I will literally never understand about conspiracy theorists: ‘They’ / ‘the elites’ / ‘the powerful’ do enough fucked up
Natalie MichelleMon 9 Oct 2017
i just ate so much ravioli based on the word ‘sauce’
Sorry I’m late to this party but um, did a bunch of virgins seriously harass minimum wage employees for a discontinued sauce
Natalie MichelleThu 5 Oct 2017
Natalie MichelleSun 1 Oct 2017
i fucking hate west omaha
Okay I’m okay except for my shoulder may be sprained because it’s starting to really hurt. My car is so fucked, my
Natalie MichelleFri 8 Sep 2017
hypothetical question
Say you have a house guest coming tonight and they will be here for almost two weeks. Now say this totally hypothetical houseguest
Natalie MichelleWed 6 Sep 2017
make a day of it
“You should come to spin class with us, we meet at 4:30 a.m.” “4:30 a.m.? For exercise? At a gym? With morning
Natalie MichelleSun 27 Aug 2017
me at sephora
God fuck the male gaze, this store is such bullshit. Do I need a lip plumper? What are adequately pumped lips anyways?
Natalie MichelleTue 22 Aug 2017
bucket listing
People who are just super mad about these statues being torn down are so ridiculous. Do not try to act like you