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Okay, we se­ri­ous­ly need to talk about the im­pres­sive hus­tle of the Girl Scouts in my neigh­bor­hood – as ev­i­denced in this post and this one.

These lit­tle ge­nius­es suck­er me into buy­ing too many cook­ies. Every. Sin­gle. Year.

“I love your tights! I re­al­ly hope when I’m an adult I still wear cool clothes like that!”

“I got this badge be­cause I re­al­ly want to be a fire­fight­er when I grow up!”

“She does­n’t need your help Mom, she’s strong like you.”

You guys. These girls, man. I’m a fuck­ing mark, a suck­er, a rube and they can smell it on me.

Also, any­one want some Girl Scout cook­ies? This is far too many cook­ies.

I mean, I like the chal­lenge they are pre­sent­ing like ‘How many Girl Scout cook­ies can I eat in one day ex­act­ly’ is a great ques­tion that I might try to an­swer if they con­tin­ue to stay at my house but then I’ll live in the deep re­gret of a self-ha­tred in­duced sug­ar coma and that’ll be a whole thing and I don’t have time for all that this week­end.
 
 

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