Okay, we seriously need to talk about the impressive hustle of the Girl Scouts in my neighborhood – as evidenced in this post and this one.
These little geniuses sucker me into buying too many cookies. Every. Single. Year.
“I love your tights! I really hope when I’m an adult I still wear cool clothes like that!”
“I got this badge because I really want to be a firefighter when I grow up!”
“She doesn’t need your help Mom, she’s strong like you.”
You guys. These girls, man. I’m a fucking mark, a sucker, a rube and they can smell it on me.
Also, anyone want some Girl Scout cookies? This is far too many cookies.
I mean, I like the challenge they are presenting like ‘How many Girl Scout cookies can I eat in one day exactly’ is a great question that I might try to answer if they continue to stay at my house but then I’ll live in the deep regret of a self-hatred induced sugar coma and that’ll be a whole thing and I don’t have time for all that this weekend.
—natalie michelle
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