dad:
“HOLY SHIT”
me:
“What?”
dad:
“Ho. Ly. Shiiiiiiiit.”
me:
“What?”
dad:
“Are you okay?”
me:
“What?!!”
dad:
“You’re not wearing any black”
me:
“OMG. Seriously.”
dad:
“Where is my daughter? What have you done with her? Who! Are! Yoooouuuu!
me:
“Welp this was fun, I’m going to the office.”
dad:
“Not the graveyard like usual?”
me:
“Okaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyy”
dad:
“Are you sure you want people seeing you like that? How will you scare little children?”
me:
“Byeeeeeeee”
dad:
“Elvira don’t be mad”
me:
“Dammit, BYE DAD. Jesus.”
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2018 Natalie Michelle. Runway shot swiped from Jarel Zhang.
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