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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineSun 9 Feb 2020
randoscarjo
“Who was Scarlett Johansson being chased by in that one movie? Borat?” [Another person at the table corrects her.] “Oh it was Thanos …”
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Emily DuchaineSat 25 Jan 2020
Emily DuchaineSun 19 Jan 2020
got some money, went to see a star war
Here’s my thoughts on Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker (2019) – alternative title: Star Wars: The Rise of the Voices of the
Emily DuchaineSat 18 Jan 2020
still all white people*
*Except for Taika. [drummmmmmmmroll pls · · · · · · · · · · · · · ] the 2020 oscar nominations in a nutshell: Joker: White man is mad. Marriage Story: Rich white people are mad. The Irishman:
Emily DuchaineWed 15 Jan 2020
‘can’t… die… yet… must… ruin… coldplay’s… music…’
I mean, Coldplay was never *that* great but hooooo boy after they got married it went sub level. So imagine being Gwyneth Paltrow
Emily DuchaineTue 7 Jan 2020
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Emily DuchaineFri 3 Jan 2020
liveblog: rutger hauer died so cats could live
“So even if you feel like you are making garbage, don’t worry – there are literally millions of people who’ll love it.” —David
Emily DuchaineMon 30 Dec 2019
‘i want to drive my truck through your shelter’
A friend of mine shared an experience they had recently here in our town of Olympia and I asked them if it
Emily DuchaineWed 25 Dec 2019
gronk: ‘mungo like ball’
al michaels: “An unexpected turn of events! Emily’s father in law is watching her cook dinner and they’re exchanging stories! This Christmas
Emily DuchaineSat 14 Dec 2019
1982 cheese
As I left Costco, the woman who checked me out said, “You know you’re supposed to eat cheese at room temperature, right?” I smiled
Emily DuchaineSun 8 Dec 2019
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
It annoys me to no end that we come up with cutesy nicknames and terms of endearment for candidates who are men,
Emily DuchaineThu 5 Dec 2019
Emily DuchaineMon 2 Dec 2019
what is today again?
Here’s a rundown of some of the thoughts that have passed through my head today: • As I was pulling out of
Emily DuchaineThu 28 Nov 2019
the most fabulous pink turkeeeeeeeeeey
her: *thought bubbles* Haha green bean casserole, right?! I know what food YOU were assigned to bring! me: *hhhhnnnn* “Umm no not really,
Emily DuchaineTue 26 Nov 2019
must use massive amounts of flour and lard for piecrusts
There’s a never-ending list of things I hate about this time of year and one of them is ads that show women
Emily DuchaineFri 15 Nov 2019
it’s a mad, mad, mad, mad star wars story
This Facebook Memory: A Star Wars Story. —emily duchaine Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn
Emily DuchaineSun 3 Nov 2019
retrograding
Oh my god, my day yesterday. It could best be described as being like Marianne Williamson: Crazy. First, I showed up to
Emily DuchaineFri 1 Nov 2019
Emily DuchaineWed 25 Sep 2019
u.s. out to eliminate global sexual and reproductive health – because of course
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Emily DuchaineWed 11 Sep 2019
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Emily DuchaineSun 21 Jul 2019
like, stop giving the mother fucker free press
Trump said some super racist shit, and by now we’ve all lost track of how much racist shit he’s said because it’s
Emily DuchaineMon 15 Jul 2019
‘he gave her water. she taught him how to love.’
You know what’s really stupid.. that in 5–7 years we’re gonna have to watch some dumbass Oscar nominated movie about a sympathetic