al michaels:
“An unexpected turn of events! Emily’s father in law is watching her cook dinner and they’re exchanging stories! This Christmas Day is turning out to be far more pleasant than she anticipated!”
troy aikman:
“Yes Al, it is. Absolutely. But the alcohol also helps, let’s be honest.”
joe montana:
“It does, Troy. This is a much more relaxed atmosphere than we’ve seen in past Christmases.”
al michaels:
“That’s right, Troy. With this liquid motivation, she. Could. Go. All. The. Way!”
brett favre:
“Hey guys remember me lol.”
booger mcfarland:
“My name is Booger!”
**John Madden draws all over a bird’s eye view of our kitchen**
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2019 Emily Duchaine. Image source.
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