chunks of flommus
SUBSCRIBE!
PATREON RSS EMAIL
Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineThu 11 Jul 2019
regarding power: nationalism is terrifying
Today I asked a coworker, “How is it that one person has so much power?” Women have been in the news a lot
Mor 
Emily DuchaineTue 2 Jul 2019
Emily DuchaineWed 26 Jun 2019
If you say his name 3 times, he shows up behind you and smells your hair
Yeah I’m pretty disgusted right now. · Koncentration Kamps 4 Kids! · Rollbacks of Roe v. Wade · Transgender military ban · Crazy ass Oregon militia
Emily DuchaineFri 21 Jun 2019
horses in that midstream
Welp *looks at watch* we’re right on track to a war with Iran less than 18 months before the General Election, just in
Emily DuchaineSun 9 Jun 2019
‘till the robins come’
I was just in a flea market looking at an entire shelf of ceramic dog figurines when Roy Orbison’s In Dreams came on
Emily DuchaineThu 6 Jun 2019
detail: chernobyl
my therapist: “Stop thinking about Chernobyl. It happened 33 years ago and can’t hurt you.” hbo: “Alessandrov also saved money (on reactor
Emily DuchaineFri 17 May 2019
‘power comes from controlling others through conformity’
If you’re wondering why this is happening, all you really need to know is that in this country, men are valued for
Emily DuchaineSun 12 May 2019
Emily DuchaineSat 11 May 2019
this is america
Anyone who has brought children into this world and who thinks, behaves, and/or votes in any way
Emily DuchaineThu 2 May 2019
Emily DuchaineThu 25 Apr 2019
tiptoeing around all the assholes
I watched a TED talk last night and one thing the presenter said has been bugging me ever since. She said, “This is
Emily DuchaineFri 19 Apr 2019
how likely
“How likely are you to recommend Internet Explorer to a friend or colleague?” I could be a 17,000 year old vampire
Emily DuchaineWed 10 Apr 2019
so crazy to think about, isn’t it?
“We have seen what we thought was unseeable. We have taken a picture of a black hole.” —Sheperd Doeleman The light we’re
Emily DuchaineThu 28 Mar 2019
‘everybody called it the ship of dreams’
I think it would be funny to go see Titanic (1997) when it’s back in theaters, and every time there’s a scene
Emily DuchaineMon 25 Mar 2019
tail in the air
Something wonderful just happened to me but I’m standing on a street corner in the middle of my town waiting for the crosswalk to
Emily DuchaineSat 16 Mar 2019
earlier, again
“I got sent the live link by someone, and when I saw the title of the link it didn’t cross my mind
Emily DuchaineWed 13 Mar 2019
gordon’s alive
1) me: “As far back as I could remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.” therapist: “Listen, this is going to
Emily DuchaineSun 17 Feb 2019
house ownership
For MONNNNNTHHHHSSS: me: *sniff* What’s that smell … *sniff sniff* Ugh what’s that smell … *sniff sniff* I ONLY smell it in
Emily DuchaineTue 5 Feb 2019
‘cronnnnnnch.’ obvs. sort of like the ‘ahhhoooghaaaa’ horn.
aaron: *holding up two different boxes of crackers* Which ones do you want in your lunch? me: I dunno … *takes the pita chips* Are these
Emily DuchaineMon 14 Jan 2019
Emily DuchaineSat 5 Jan 2019
idea for new netflix movie
Dick Box. Justin Timberlake and Andy Samberg walk around with their dicks in boxes and they have to wear blindfolds because if
Emily DuchaineMon 31 Dec 2018
i just started liking ipas so they’d better keep it going
Whenever I see a headline about how “Millennials are killing the __________ industry!” I think, “You’re welcome. It was a dumb industry,
Emily DuchaineMon 24 Dec 2018
Emily DuchaineMon 10 Dec 2018
‘a dream that apparently spans the generations’
“It’s an astonishingly common dream. Many of us have it, with numerous reruns throughout our lives. It … usually involves high school
Emily DuchaineSun 9 Dec 2018
‘but wait, there’s mor’
Have you ever wanted Joe Pesci AND Daniel Stern three inches on either side of your junk? WELL. I try to minimize my