“I feel like men are definitely crop dusting right now.”
—Emily
“Or we’re sitting next to the men’s room.”
—Stephanie
First Cocktail:
(Exacting 2oz pour) “maybe I should weigh it just to make sure.”
Second Cocktail:
“Eh this thing is 2oz, it’s fine.”
Third Cocktail:
“Whatever this looks like 2oz.” (pours straight from the bottle)
Fourth Cocktail:
“Wait. Did I add the bourbon? I’ll add it just to be safe. Well and maybe a little more.” (overpours)
Fifth cocktail:
(takes a shot, chases with mixer, chews on lemon)
Sixth cocktail:
(pours everything into Tupperware container, spills most on shirt, ACHIEVES GOAL OF BECOMING SIXTH COCKTAIL)

—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2017 Natalie Michelle. Champale composured by the Malmberg.
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