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Dad:
Why did you tear out the dry­wall here?

Me:
Well, I bought a float­ing van­i­ty so I want­ed to in­stall studs so it’s not hang­ing on dry­wall an­chors.

Dad:
Oh so you don’t knock it off the wall one night when you come in all stumbly and drunk?

(does a lit­tle stumbly drunk im­per­son­ation)

Me:
No, come on, I’m not like some al­co­holic break­ing –

wait, wait, nope, def­i­nite­ly broke my friend John’s sink van­i­ty once was I was drunk.

Fine, fair. The studs are so drunk Na­tal­ie doesn’t knock the sink off the wall you jerk.

Dad:
(makes a glug-glug mo­tion)
 
 
 

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