So it’s 35 degrees and thunder storming. In Omaha.
Climate change means the destruction of many of the ecosystems we rely on for survival, the mass displacement of people, the reduction of biodiversity, and a whole other series of environmental consequences we can only begin to speculate about but on the upside …
So if we keep going at this rate, my friend Anthony’s gonna look pretty stupid for abandoning Jenae and I for warmer weather.
So you know what isn’t old?
What I SUPER CAN’T GET ENOUGH OF?
The “Hey look at me at the beach, Omaha losers” texts he keeps sending.
I hope you learn to BREATHE UNDER WATER bro because soon that’s where your condo will be.
Enjoy taking those beach selfies while you can ‘friend,’ soon
WE’LL BE THE ONES
with beachfront property and who will be the selfie takers then?
Us.
It will be us.
—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2016 Natalie Michelle.
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