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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineSat 8 Dec 2018
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Emily DuchaineThu 6 Dec 2018
say, what are those girls doing with that cup?
One thing I can always count on this time of year is that a bunch of people will spend an inordinate amount of time
Emily DuchaineSun 25 Nov 2018
in the soaking tub
me: “I wish I had gills. Then I could live in the water. I’d be a creature of myth. Nobody would be
Emily DuchaineSun 4 Nov 2018
Emily DuchaineWed 31 Oct 2018
fine cinema
There’s a horror film coming out in 2019 about an escape room. It’s called Escape Room because of course it is. Here’s the
Emily DuchaineMon 22 Oct 2018
‘the power of thinking positive’
I’m really sick of being told how important it is for me to call senators in other states who don’t give a
Emily DuchaineSat 20 Oct 2018
Emily DuchaineMon 15 Oct 2018
just working over here
“It’s called the ‘American Dream,’ because you have to be asleep to believe it.” —George Carlin Growing up, we were what I
Emily DuchaineThu 11 Oct 2018
status update
a friend: “How are you doing today?” me: “Well, I’m a citizen of a country that not only has a sexual predator in
Emily DuchaineMon 8 Oct 2018
gosh yeah too bad huh? absolutely nobody warned us
I feel really sad right now for all my friends who have kids. Just imagine how this country this will look in a
Emily DuchaineThu 4 Oct 2018
em, beatnik
My name is Em I audit teh state It make no sense I gets irate But wen I go home I do as I pleaz I drink the wine
Emily DuchaineFri 28 Sep 2018
just thinking
I was thinking today that if American culture were more sex positive and the Equal Rights Amendment had been passed at a
Emily DuchaineFri 28 Sep 2018
just not smiling
Everyone is laughing at that picture of all the women sitting behind Kavanaugh making ‘WTF’ faces, and they should be. It IS
Emily DuchaineSun 16 Sep 2018
just messy
Reading a hair tutorial: Hair How-To: The Messy Bun For days that you pushed snooze one too many times. Fourteen different steps. *internal rage* step 1
Emily DuchaineSun 2 Sep 2018
the loudest visionary. and coalitions.
In just the first ten minutes I’ve been at this pub, I’ve heard this guy talk about: • All the classes he’s taken •
Emily DuchaineTue 28 Aug 2018
elbowing my way through 2018
Boy howdy, the news cycle is CRAZY lately. • The Pope says parents should take gay kids to psychiatrists! Not to help
Emily DuchaineSat 25 Aug 2018
bone-chilling terror
Are you in need of a really scary story to tell around the campfire in these last few weeks of summer? Well,
Emily DuchaineWed 18 Jul 2018
i hope you know this will go down on your permanent record
I still haven’t read a single thing yet about the Putin meeting. But based on everyone else’s reactions, I should probably think
Emily DuchaineFri 6 Jul 2018
Emily DuchaineWed 4 Jul 2018
make america grease again
The next time anyone tries to tell you Trump voters wanted change, keep in mind that “change” never meant “something new and different” or
Emily DuchaineThu 28 Jun 2018
Emily DuchaineSun 10 Jun 2018
one more time for the cheap seats
It’s fine to recognize Kate Spade as an artist and designer and love her products, but it doesn’t matter what she did
Emily DuchaineMon 4 Jun 2018
why, thank you officers
“It all started with my Uncle Derek. He was a Sergeant in the Met. He bought me a police pedal car when
Emily DuchaineWed 30 May 2018
mental illness doesn’t make you racist
Oh, and there it is. I was wondering how long it would take someone to suggest that Roseanne is mentally ill and
Emily DuchaineSun 13 May 2018
mechanic convo
mechanic: ‘The airbag part is backordered so we have to postpone your recall appointment for a few weeks.’ me: ‘Oh okay. Hey, it’s