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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 9 Feb 2023

‘are the people who are trying to break you in the room with us right now, ms. ciccone?’

The world is threatened by my power and my stamina. My intelligence and my will to survive. But they will never break

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 7 Feb 2023

you never know what kind of day someone is having

The way I see it, you have three options when interacting with someone: · You can try to make their day better,

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 13 Jan 2023

had no goddamn idea

I’m hosting a Harry Potter themed trivia tonight at a family friendly brewpub and good lord … Revisiting these stories, there is

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 23 Dec 2022

worker misery during the holidays

You know tales of service industry and retail worker hell is one of the reasons I absolutely despise this time of year.

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 18 Dec 2022

hear ye, hear ye!

Because we are crazy people, today we headed to our friend’s house north of here to watch the World Cup final.

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