just

In a fair and just world,
if you so­cial dis­tanced, wore a mask, and stayed home for the past year, you’d get a vouch­er to cut the line and get the vac­cine ear­li­er.

In a fair and just world,
af­ter I’ve re­ceived both rounds of the vac­cine, I’m go­ing out to eat in a restau­rant and every­one else can get fucked.

*shrugs*

I’m at the bot­tom of the totem pole as far as the vac­cine.

If you’re able to get the vac­cine by or be­fore the time I’ve got­ten it, and you ei­ther choose not to or you don’t get your lazy ass to your ap­point­ment, and you’re still go­ing out in pub­lic?

Not my prob­lem any­more.
 

Aaron read the head­line aloud with­out telling me it’s the Onion and I thought it was real.

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2021 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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