chunks of flommus
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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineFri 19 May 2023
flomm is like ‘it’s flomm time’
I just said to a friend “Like, we were born too late to explore the earth and too early to explore the
Mor 
Emily DuchaineThu 11 May 2023
wat if he’s actually andy kaufman?
“He used political contributions to line his pockets, unlawfully applied for unemployment benefits that should have gone to New Yorkers who had
Emily DuchaineMon 8 May 2023
margarine commercial
“We did it, Gladys. We finally became true detectives.” Every other single obviously more critical, important thing aside here … Does
Emily DuchaineWed 3 May 2023
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Mar 2023
allergesus!
I feel like I need to be wearing a big sign in public: “It’s not COVID, I promise, I tested. It’s allergies.”