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Emily Duchaine
Emily DuchaineFri 21 Oct 2022
unbehaglich?
There has to be some word in German or Japanese or something that describes the overwhelming feeling like you’re forgetting to do
Mor 
Emily DuchaineThu 20 Oct 2022
hardly the best poster child for ‘reading is cool’
It’s hard to pick a single thing to declare as mind boggling, and I think we often default to seeking shelter in
Emily DuchaineThu 8 Sep 2022
it’s a big day for people in the money-design business
“Buckingham Palace reports that Queen Elizabeth will be meeting former President Ronald Reagan later today” —Twitter, immediately The Queen is
Emily DuchaineTue 19 Jul 2022
aaron just wanted to go to the swatch store
“It caused a loud bang, there was a subsequent panic, thinking it was possible gunfire given the nature of what’s been happening
Emily DuchaineFri 1 Jul 2022
orchestrated erosion
It is not a difference of opinion when an opinion is rooted in the faith of the person who holds that opinion.
Emily DuchaineMon 27 Jun 2022
just sitting on the edge of my bed, staring at nothing
“I’m talking bumper stickers, huge donations to the DNC, and my secret weapon; a lawn sign that says ‘In This House We
Emily DuchaineMon 28 Mar 2022
celebrating drama
I have zero opinions whatsoever about the slap felt round the world last night. I’m more offended by the fact that in
Emily DuchaineFri 25 Feb 2022
i hate this. i hate this so much.
“We are now trapped in this situation. There is no exit. We Russians will spend many years digging out from the consequences
Emily DuchaineSun 6 Feb 2022
howard the deutch
Here is something kind of fun for you all to enjoy today: In the 1986 film, Howard the Duck, Lea Thompson infamously comes horribly
Emily DuchaineThu 3 Feb 2022
super complicated, but even longer and mor difficult
I have spent most of my day either talking about super complicated issues or listening to people talk about super complicated issues
Emily DuchaineSun 23 Jan 2022
conspicuous
I’m torn between feeling superior to people who think Bored Apes are fine art, and depressed that such people exist in the
Emily DuchaineThu 20 Jan 2022
why is fox mulder asking megyn kelly to … oh never mind
I try not to comment on or pay too much attention to celebrity shenanigans, but apparently Megan Fox was given an engagement
Emily DuchaineSun 16 Jan 2022
maybe i need a confederate mentality
Who the hell still buys Russell Stover? Come on, the chocolates are terrible. Like, that giant box of mystery chocolates? To paraphrase
Emily DuchaineThu 13 Jan 2022
‘ouchtown, population you, bro!’
“The Supreme Court on Thursday blocked the Biden administration from enforcing its sweeping vaccine-or-test requirements for large private companies, but allowed a
Emily DuchaineWed 5 Jan 2022
‘let them work sick’
the government: Stay home and don’t go anywhere or see anyone or have any fun also the government: Lol go back to work
Emily DuchaineFri 31 Dec 2021
*whispers* the password is ‘goodbye’
“Allen Ludden died from stomach cancer on June 9, 1981, in Los Angeles … White decided not to remarry, since Ludden’s death.
Emily DuchaineThu 30 Dec 2021
well, it’s certainly not supposed to give you joy
“The pandemic is like a tv show you thought was canceled, but then it got picked up by Netflix.” —Jim Gaffigan
Emily DuchaineThu 23 Dec 2021
‘darkness was cheap, and scrooge liked it’
my ghosts: christmas past: Catherine O’Hara christmas present: Patton Oswalt christmas future: Megan Rapinoe their messages: past: You had
Emily DuchaineTue 21 Dec 2021
‘hey the jerk store called, they ran out of you’
I just left the FedEx Store. While I was in there, a horrible man came in without a mask on and wanted to
Emily DuchaineThu 16 Dec 2021
radioactive
In the past few days, I’ve spoken to several people about how hard it feels to do anything right now. One friend said
Emily DuchaineMon 13 Dec 2021
cancelled?
“Cancel Culture is a bullshit moniker made up by people who need to label consequence. Public shaming goes as far back as
Emily DuchaineSat 11 Dec 2021
fake plastic trees
goes to bed sober: *barely uses my Waterpik* *all whiny and shit* “Myaaaahhh toooooo tiiiiiiired.” *pets cat and goes to sleep* vs.
Emily DuchaineThu 9 Dec 2021
Emily DuchaineWed 24 Nov 2021
2 biggest holidays of the year, back to back
I completely nixed the salad I had planned from the meal tomorrow. “They’re not gonna like this anyway.” I love that
Emily DuchaineFri 19 Nov 2021
this country is salted earth
“They don’t even just pretend.” —Bowie, I’m Afraid of Americans (1997) “The decision came down to one thing: Were we, members of