my boss:
“Hey can you look into *complicated federal thing that reads like stereo instructions* and let me know if we need to change anything we’re doing?”
me:
“Sure thing!”
*starts panicking as it’s looking more and more like we aren’t doing something we’re supposed to be doing*
me:
😬😬😬😬😬
*dives into meticulously kept notes from fifteen months ago*
notes:
“[There is a memorandum issued about the federal thing] that non-Federal governmental entities are not required to comply and that adoption of the extended timelines is voluntary.”
me:
“Oh thank goodness. Wow, good job, June 2020 me!”
This is always how I feel whenever I pull off something like this:

tho
really
how is it that today has lasted 37 years?
—emily duchaine
Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days. Copyright © 2021 Emily Duchaine.
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