compliances

my boss:
“Hey can you look into *com­pli­cat­ed fed­er­al thing that reads like stereo in­struc­tions* and let me know if we need to change any­thing we’re do­ing?”

me:
“Sure thing!”
*starts pan­ick­ing as it’s look­ing more and more like we aren’t do­ing some­thing we’re sup­posed to be do­ing*

me:
😬😬😬😬😬
*dives into metic­u­lous­ly kept notes from fif­teen months ago*

notes:
“[There is a mem­o­ran­dum is­sued about the fed­er­al thing] that non-Fed­er­al gov­ern­men­tal en­ti­ties are not re­quired to com­ply and that adop­tion of the ex­tend­ed time­lines is vol­un­tary.”

me:
“Oh thank good­ness. Wow, good job, June 2020 me!”
 

This is al­ways how I feel when­ev­er I pull off some­thing like this:

tho

re­al­ly

how is it that to­day has last­ed 37 years?

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2021 Emi­ly Duchaine.

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