hear ye, hear ye!

Be­cause we are crazy people, 

to­day we head­ed to our friend’s house
north of here
to watch the World Cup fi­nal.
 

Star­bucks is the only thing that’s open,
so we pull into the drive-thru
and the sign says, 

“This lo­ca­tion rec­om­mends”

with a pic­ture of a cake pop.
 

So I read that aloud: 

“This lo­ca­tion rec­om­mends cake pops.”
 

Then I said, 

“I bet you do, you bastards!!”
 

I didn’t re­al­ize the win­dow was down. 

Next thing I heard was, 

“Wel­come to Star­bucks what can I get for you today!”

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

“Ven­ti black coffee.
 

“And a cake pop.”

 

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2022 Emi­ly Duchaine. Punch­line cour­tesy Bri­an Huck. Im­age: Pieter Bruegel the El­der, The Hunters in the Snow (cropped), 1565.

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