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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Emily Duchaine

Flommist Emily Duchaine lives in the Pacific Northwest. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and listen to the Talking Heads. She pretends to be a professional businesswoman most days.

Emily Duchaine
Thu 11 Jul 2024

bo peep

Most of you know of my love for hor­ror and that The Shin­ing (1980) is my fa­vorite of the genre.  But the first

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 20 Jun 2024

and he was already an a list star

‘If Heav­en ex­ists, what would you like to hear God say when you ar­rive at the pearly gates? Oh, you know something?

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 11 Feb 2024

chiefs … 49ers …

To­day there is one thing to re­mem­ber that is more im­por­tant than any­thing else: Whether you’re root­ing for the Chiefs … … or the

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 9 Feb 2024

remember the last time a celebrity saved the world?

  There is a very spe­cial day  next week   that brings peo­ple to­geth­er and evokes feel­ings  of love and hap­pi­ness. I

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 1 Feb 2024

*whispers* this post isn’t really about a star war

The Last Jedi came out in De­cem­ber 2017 and al­most overnight there were pre­dom­i­nate­ly two schools of thought:  1. Cry­ba­by fan­boy losers

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 22 Jan 2024

the the mondegreen

  You could have done any­thing, if you want­ed And all your friends and fam­i­ly think that you’re lucky But the side

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 30 Nov 2023

so december

Re­mem­ber when late stage capitalism’s so­lu­tion to us be­ing stressed out was to give us adult col­or­ing books?                                Look­ing through my posts

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 26 Nov 2023

feeling like this right now

Been think­ing about a lot of things over the past few days.  Had a ther­a­py ses­sion Wednes­day and saw my in-laws yes­ter­day. BTW,

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 23 Nov 2023

happy indigenous people saving the asses of stupid colonialists day

  Di­nosaur com­ic from years ago and here it is again.   God has deemed fit to let me live an­oth­er day and

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 1 Nov 2023

maybe i just don’t understand extroverts

“I love Amer­i­ca Her se­cret’s safe with me I know her wicked ways The parts you nev­er see ·    ·    ·     I love

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Emily Duchaine
Sat 17 Jun 2023

there was music, wonderful roses and forbidden jelly candies

  My fa­vorite part about go­ing to our lo­cal patis­serie is get­ting to stand in line be­hind two dozen olds who all

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 9 Jun 2023

kicking bucket already

“MOST et­y­mol­o­gists agree that the ‘buck­et’ refers to a kind of yoke that was used to hold pigs by their heels so

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 19 May 2023

flomm is like ‘it’s flomm time’

I just said to a friend “Like, we were born too late to ex­plore the earth and too ear­ly to ex­plore the galaxy. “Born just

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 11 May 2023

wat if he’s actually andy kaufman?

“He used po­lit­i­cal con­tri­bu­tions to line his pock­ets, un­law­ful­ly ap­plied for un­em­ploy­ment ben­e­fits that should have gone to New York­ers who had

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 8 May 2023

margarine commercial

“We did it, Gladys. We fi­nal­ly be­came true de­tec­tives.”   Every oth­er sin­gle  ob­vi­ous­ly more crit­i­cal, im­por­tant thing aside here … Does any­one else

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 3 May 2023

home work

“The at­ti­tude of many Amer­i­cans to­ward work ap­pears to have changed dur­ing the long pan­dem­ic – and, gen­er­al­ly speak­ing, not for the

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 30 Mar 2023

allergesus!

I feel like I need to be wear­ing a big sign in pub­lic: “It’s not COVID, I promise, I test­ed. It’s allergies.”

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Emily Duchaine
Thu 9 Feb 2023

‘are the people who are trying to break you in the room with us right now, ms. ciccone?’

The world is threat­ened by my pow­er and my sta­mi­na. My in­tel­li­gence and my will to sur­vive. But they will nev­er break

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 7 Feb 2023

you never know what kind of day someone is having

The way I see it, you have three op­tions when in­ter­act­ing with some­one:  ·  You can try to make their day better,

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 13 Jan 2023

had no goddamn idea

I’m host­ing a Har­ry Pot­ter themed triv­ia tonight at a fam­i­ly friend­ly brew­pub and good lord … Re­vis­it­ing these sto­ries, there is so much

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Emily Duchaine
Fri 23 Dec 2022

worker misery during the holidays

You know tales of ser­vice in­dus­try and re­tail work­er hell is one of the rea­sons I ab­solute­ly de­spise this time of year. Not

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Emily Duchaine
Sun 18 Dec 2022

hear ye, hear ye!

Be­cause we are crazy peo­ple,  to­day we head­ed to our friend’s house north of here to watch the World Cup fi­nal.   Starbucks

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Emily Duchaine
Wed 23 Nov 2022

this is rad

Hon­est­ly,                                   I’d watch the Macy’s Thanks­giv­ing Day Pa­rade if it were this.                                                                                                                                 This also seems

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Emily Duchaine
Tue 22 Nov 2022

it’s curtains

I al­ways sor­ta sus­pect­ed it as a kid but as a ful­ly grown adult it’s been ab­solute­ly wild to see just countless

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Emily Duchaine
Mon 31 Oct 2022

trimck or treamt

“Mark Wahlberg re­cent­ly as­sert­ed that the fic­tion­al events con­tained in Bob­by ‘Boris’ Pickett’s 1962 nov­el­ty song ‘Mon­ster Mash’ nev­er would have happened

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