me:

me:
Na­tal­ie, you re­al­ly need to start let­ting peo­ple to help you.

also me:
I would if every time I did, they weren’t un­re­li­able or incompetent.

me:
Well maybe if you weren’t such a damn per­fec­tion­ist peo­ple could live up to your standards.

also me:
Oh please, it’s not about per­fec­tion­ism. Things are only done if they are done cor­rect­ly, oth­er­wise they are *not* done. It’s just eas­i­er if I do it be­cause then guar­an­teed, it will be done.

me:
HA! Eas­i­er? Eas­i­er? You work sev­en days a week, but you’ll spend half a day ro­tat­ing your tires when you could pay some­one $25 to do it.

also me:
Ex­act­ly, why pay some­one to do some­thing I can do myself?

me:
Be­cause you aren’t fuck­ing poor any­more Na­tal­ie, you can af­ford it. 

also me:
Yeah, for now. What if I spend all my mon­ey on peo­ple do­ing shit I could do my­self and the econ­o­my takes a turn again or there’s an emer­gency and I have no mon­ey. There’s no such thing as fi­nan­cial se­cu­ri­ty in Cap­i­tal­ism you know that shit.

me:
God FINE, be mis­er­able. En­joy your bull­shit in­de­pen­dence. Let’s nev­er sleep again. Let’s just spend all day work­ing on a car with 250,000 miles on it in­stead of tak­ing up one of the six of­fers you got to bor­row a car. Let’s live that way you weirdo. Great fuck­ing plan.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2017 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Pic­tured: Gi­a­co­mo Bal­la, Ve­loc­ità d’Au­to­mo­bile, 1913.

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