futurismi

Me:
My re­tire­ment plan has al­ways been to eat a bul­let when the time comes. I’ve been told my en­tire life your generation’s go­ing to tap SSI be­fore we ever get to use it.

Dad:
You don’t have to wor­ry about that, AI will get you first.

Me:
Or eco­log­i­cal collapse.

Dad:
Or pan­dem­ic illness.

Me:
Or nu­clear fallout.

Dad:
Def­i­nite­ly nu­clear fallout.

Me:
Well, John Bolton is back.

Dad:
We’ve re­al­ly set you guys up for suc­cess here, huh.

Me:
Yep. Thanks.

Dad:
I feel like I should buy you din­ner now.

Me:
HOW ABOUT YOU BUY ME A FU­TURE, DAD.
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2018 Na­tal­ie Michelle. 

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