“This week on the Real White Housewives of DC”
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“Bannon cried when I fired him and begged for his job”
“They’re going to crack Don Junior like an egg”
“When I screwed up, yeah, it felt really bad”
“Kushner is an entitled baby who knows nothing”
“Everyone says Ivanka is his real wife”
“They sleep in separate rooms”
“He lost his mind”
“He’s not only crazy, he’s stupid”
“I’m a very stable genius”
“You must have had a better fuck than your wife”
“She’s such a cunt”
“He had a longtime fear of being poisoned”
“What a fucking idiot”
“You can’t make this shit up”
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—natalie michelle
Flommist Natalie Michelle doesn’t have a bio. She just rants. Copyright © 2018 Natalie Michelle. Hed by Laney Litz.
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