“You should come to spin class with us, we meet at 4:30 a.m.”
“4:30 a.m.? For exercise? At a gym? With morning people?”
“Yeah, it’s really fun.”
“Sure let’s definitely do that. Can we eat Outback steaks afterward and go to bible study? Maybe let’s figure out a way to hang out with other people’s poorly behaved children. Oooh, invite your Trump-supporting brother-in-law and have him talk about Black Lives Matter. Maybe catch a Nickelback cover band.”
“Okay, God, Natalie I get it. You don’t have to go.”
“I mean if you’re trying to craft my own personal Hell, we may as well make a day of it.”
DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME?!
4:30 a.m.
JFC.
—natalie michelle
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