can i just binge watch the season instead?

On this week’s episode of
‘Why The Fuck Can’t I Just Get My Shit To­geth­er Already,’ 

we join Na­tal­ie on the side of the Interstate
where she’s been wait­ing for road­side as­sis­tance for what feels like a lifetime 

be­cause she spent too long putting coverup on her face bruises

be­cause [cue flashback]

Noah start­ed Je­nae off at the bar where they got so drunk 

that
Na­tal­ie woke up by her­self miles out­side of town
in the mid­dle of the desert
in a pile of vom­it made up of an en­tire case of cake sprin­kles she ate for some reason

every­thing else is a montage
just to paint some sort of pic­ture of tru­ly em­bar­rass­ing details

[jump cut forward]
the fol­low­ing morning

and Na­tal­ie is
run­ning late for an ap­point­ment and in her haste for­gets to stop and get gas 

Will road­side as­sis­tance come in time for her not to pee herself? 

Will Na­tal­ie, Noah or Je­nae de­vel­op a gam­bling problem?

Will in­stead of Dip­lo, the Spin Doc­tors play The De­troit Mu­sic Festival?

“Claude von Stroke clos­ing the main stage? Oof.”

Find out now! [roll credits]
 
 

—na­tal­ie michelle

Flom­mist Na­tal­ie Michelle does­n’t have a bio. She just rants. Copy­right © 2018 Na­tal­ie Michelle. Ad­di­tion­al ma­te­r­i­al by Ja­son and An­drew. Foto by mehallo.

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