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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergTue 18 Jan 2022
you deserve a break
We (or I) like to think of the 70s as ten years of 80 degree sunny days, but there were other seasons
Mor 
Jason MalmbergMon 10 Jan 2022
sansglutenousness
and just like that on page 64 of Taste: My Life Through Food, I learn that my idol Stanley Tucci is
Jason MalmbergThu 6 Jan 2022
same time last year
A year ago today there was an attempted coup in the United States. Think about that. Then think about the people that
Jason MalmbergFri 31 Dec 2021
‘that being young is sometimes less fun than being dead’
(To be read in Happy Harry Hard-on’s voice:) Look. Next year’s gonna suck. There’s no reason it wouldn’t. And maybe that’s
Jason MalmbergWed 22 Dec 2021
passionately balls-deep in a douglas fir
Dude in Boyz II Men’s cover of Let It Snow sounds like he’s definitely gonna fuck the tree.