clarity

The Par­ty? It’s called ‘Mary X‑Mas Superfest’
 
‘Mary,’ like a chick. Like, her name is Mary.
 
Not like you mar­ry her, you fuck­ing moron.
 
I don’t know. It’s some ware­house shit.
 
My friend Claire here says it’s gonna be a kick-ass fuck­ing time.
 

 

Hap­py Birth­day Jesus. 

You died and came back like a but­ter­fly so here’s a song in trib­ute to that

 

The real War on Christ­mas is Je­sus hav­ing a mo­ment of clar­i­ty at his own birth­day par­ty as he scans the room and realizes 

Man, my friends are al­most *en­tire­ly* assholes.

Does every­one have that mo­ment of clar­i­ty in their lives? 

I hope it’s a more uni­ver­sal thing.
 

 

Mindy Kaling has done us all a great mitz­vah, which I think is Jew­ish for sol­id.

 

Oh dang.

 
 

—ja­son malmberg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2018 Ja­son Malmberg.

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