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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923

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Melony Ppenosyne

Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries.

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 21 Sep 2019

really heavy

I was yesterday years old when I put together that anvils

Melony Ppenosyne
Fri 13 Sep 2019

taught responsibility for everything going wrong

I’m gonna kneecap my sentences as much as I fuckin feel like. I’m kinda gonna maybe minimize the impact of some of my

Melony Ppenosyne
Tue 9 Jul 2019

dat thing freud made

“Religion is an attempt to get control over the sensory world, in which we are placed, by means of the wish-world, which

Melony Ppenosyne
Fri 28 Jun 2019

no men allowed, ok?

“My boyfriend texted me non-stop for hours, called me a flaky bitch, and threatened to dump me when I was too busy being at work to

Melony Ppenosyne
Sun 19 May 2019

absurd doses

Hey so nobody fucking asked, but I’m not fat because I binge ate to deal with my traumas. I’m fat because a

Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 9 May 2019

advice y’all will ignore

The thing about being in your late 20s and having a legitimately magical partner in your life and seeing girls in their early

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 4 May 2019

basically

Am up for about hour and a half Get out of shower Have anxiety attack Totally exhausted, time to go back to sleep

Melony Ppenosyne
Fri 26 Apr 2019

safe way’d

List of things Safeway keeps behind glass that requires a store staff member let you in and then walk you to the

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 6 Apr 2019

personal spacing

Joe Biden kisses and hugs women because he knows how short life can be because his son died. Clarence Thomas hit on Anita

Melony Ppenosyne
Wed 20 Mar 2019

cat grinding

The worst part of the Shane Dawson writing a whole statement about how he didn’t fuck a cat business is people pretending

Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 14 Mar 2019

hackin college

College literally doesn’t matter enough to break the law just to make sure your kid goes to a specific one. I have seen

Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 28 Feb 2019

baseless bigotry is

“It’s irresponsible that bi people don’t talk about the privileges they get passing as heterosexual. They never experience erasure like gays do!!”

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 23 Feb 2019

they’re discrete so it’s fine

Things I dislike include companies that are like oh we sell a XXXXL we’re so inclusive but then you look at the

Melony Ppenosyne
Thu 13 Dec 2018

first asian president of the united states?

We need a radically left President. Period. We need that person to push against the rising fascism in America. To hedge the

Melony Ppenosyne
Sun 7 Oct 2018

this kinda greed

I don’t know what I’m going to do from this point. But I’m gonna get on my soap box and say this much:

Melony Ppenosyne
Mon 10 Sep 2018

cartoon network scheduling

I don’t know if people are gonna love this take but … We as queer adults love slobbering on Cartoon Network’s knob for having

Melony Ppenosyne
Tue 21 Aug 2018

into boobs

Hooters is closing cause millennials aren’t that into boobs. Naw, we fuckin love boobs. I just can see boobs at home

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 11 Aug 2018

the disposable

“There have always been disposable creatures. They do the dirty work. They do the work that no one else wants to do

Melony Ppenosyne
Tue 31 Jul 2018

socializ

Communication out of even just perceived need boosts me through so much shyness, but then fizzles out almost immediately. Literally went up to strangers

Melony Ppenosyne
Tue 24 Jul 2018

‘yeah, whatever, you think we didn’t know dan harmon is sick?’

“Dan Harmon, creator of Community and co-creator of the cultish animated Adult Swim series Rick & Morty, has apologized for the ridiculous

Melony Ppenosyne
Sat 2 Jun 2018

simon

My partner was playing with my niece, who is 7, and gave the following orders: “Simon Says go lay in the grass.”

Melony Ppenosyne
Mon 30 Apr 2018

wolf

“Comedy has no rules, per se. But in my 15 years of writing and performing, I’ve come up with a few guidelines

Melony Ppenosyne
Wed 25 Apr 2018

and arrested him after he retired

So they arrested the East Area Rapist. A 72 year old former police officer. 1. He was a cop in Auburn, California,

Melony Ppenosyne
Fri 13 Apr 2018

paradoxically, a victim cycling mess

I don’t know how coherent this is going to be, but I wanna share my thinks. Junot Días published an essay recently

Melony Ppenosyne
Fri 6 Apr 2018

glenn

So I’m at Barnes and Noble. I am looking for a specific book, but they don’t have it in, so I decide to buy a