“My boyfriend texted me non-stop for hours,
called me a flaky bitch,
and threatened to dump me
when I was too busy being at work
to answer his offer for dinner!
Haha men are pesky!
Wait,
what do you mean he’s trash??”
Every misandry group I’ve seen eventually turns into girls posting ‘quirky’ stories about their dipshit boyfriends and then eventually getting frustrated when every single person is like
“dump him and his giant quilt made of red flags”
because they aren’t mystified by his sexual prowess, which I’m sure is vast and not self-obsessed at all.
Maybe they do it because somewhere in their heart, they know they’re with a man who is completely fucking beneath them.
It’s still bizarre and annoying.
WE ARE HERE TO HATE MEN KATHERINE, NOT MAKE EXCUSES FOR YOURS.
—melony ppenosyne
Flommist Melony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s traveled to Virginia as a competing poet, co-written a play on mental illness that is presently being produced, and crafted a published essay checking the privilege and scope of art galleries. Copyright © 2019 Melony Ppenosyne. Illustration by Adriana Flores.
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