safe way’d

List of things Safe­way keeps be­hind glass that re­quires a store staff mem­ber let you in and then walk you to the check­out:

•  preg­nan­cy tests
•  con­doms
•  lu­bri­cant
•  yeast in­fec­tion med­ica­tion
•  anti-per­son­al itch prod­ucts
•  uri­nary tract in­fec­tion med­ica­tion
•  sup­ple­ments that pre­vent yeast or uri­nary tract in­fec­tions
•  var­i­ous oth­er non-men­stru­al prod­ucts gen­er­al­ly for women

Some­thing tells me

‘a glass door that needs an em­ploy­ee to open it,
and then the em­ploy­ee walks you through the store,
and the sale may nev­er hap­pen be­cause the em­ploy­ee may be too busy to ever find you,’

wouldn’t be the so­lu­tion if the prob­lem was ice cream theft.
 
 

—mel­ony ppenosyne

Flom­mist Mel­ony Ppenosyne is a writer and weird artist type. In the last year alone, she’s trav­eled to Vir­ginia as a com­pet­ing poet, co-writ­ten a play on men­tal ill­ness that is present­ly be­ing pro­duced, and craft­ed a pub­lished es­say check­ing the priv­i­lege and scope of art gal­leries. Copy­right © 2019 Mel­ony Ppenosyne. Im­age source.

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