bc:
“Are you Meth Luis Miguel?”
me:
“No.”
bc:
“DUI Luis Dominguez?”
me:
“… no.”
bc:
“How long was your prison stint in San Bernadino county?”
me:
“… I haven’t even had parking tickets.”
bc:
“Assault and battery Luis Alberto?”
me:
“… wat Rick Sanchez alternate dimensions are we talking about?!”
bc:
“Any Luis born the same year as you.”
me:
*exhale*
How long are our rap sheets?”
bc:
“14 pages long.”
me:
(sit back, exhale) “any racketeering on there?”
bc:
“… yea.”
me:
“which one?”
bc:
“Salvador Luis.”
me:
“oh that dude is crazy.”
—louis hernandez (nee luis hernandez)
Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press. Copyright © 2021 Louis Hernandez. Image from The Big House (1930).
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