me: (approaches teller)
‘hi, i was charged 2x for a transaction.’
teller:
“We’ve flagged that purchase and charged you an overdraft fee.”
me:
‘since that amount is getting credited back, can we waive fees?’
teller:
“No, but you can use our Keurig.”
me:
‘oh, are we done here?’
teller:
“Yes, unless you want coffee.”
me:
‘… I … ugh, donut shop please.’
—louis hernandez
Flommist Louis Herdandez is obsessed with going Bauhaus and becoming The Machine. Preferably a drill press. Copyright © 2019 Louis Hernandez. Foto by mehallo.
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