austrian bubbles

Thurs­day is weird soda day ’round these parts.

So, this is Alm­dudler. Say it with me now: Alm- dude- ler …

’Twas pro­cured at Cost Plus World Mar­ket. Served ice cold is prob­a­bly best. Very sweet, slight­ly lemo­ny with an al­most im­per­cep­ti­ble herbal tinge, it is ad­e­quate­ly de­scribed as an Aus­tri­an Ver­nors which sus­tained a glanc­ing blow from a poor­ly thrown but frag­ile cit­rus fruit of in­de­ter­mi­nate ori­gin.

AND they put 3.3 serv­ings of Alm­dudler in a 330 ml can, which only con­tributes to the weird­ness …

(Note: this week WAS to fea­ture Bar­r’s Cloudy Lemon­ade, how­ev­er CPWM has seen fit to dis­con­tin­ue it to my eter­nal dis­may. **KIDS!: if you hap­pen to dis­cov­er a type of sweet or cra­que­tte or soft drink that you RE­AL­LY like, ‘The­Bad­Men’ will al­most cer­tain­ly try to take it away. Do NOT let this hap­pen! Stock up if you can be­fore sup­plies run out, and plan to re­verse-en­gi­neer the item once they do! Se­ri­ous­ly, I will do it. And if you don’t like it, I will buy all you got left. AND I will make you cake!)

Two out of five belch­es.

Check it out be­fore they put it in the clear­ance end­cap. Who knows, maybe they’ll bring back Barr’s Cloudy Lemon­ade for the Christ­mas shop­ping sea­son?

—rob­bie ed­monds

Flom­mist Rob­bie Ed­monds would love to sit down with you and dis­cuss his the­o­ries of mind-swap­ping and time trav­el, but it ap­pears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop him­self from do­ing so … AGAIN! Copy­right © 2017 Rob­bie Ed­monds.

MOR D’ARTÍCULOS  MOR FLOMM !

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