wait for it

I am miss­ing out on cool shit every day,
and I am de­ter­mined to change that.

Now I got­ta go watch some Church Of What’s Hap­pen­ing Now, with my Un­cle Joey, and his Jew­ish lit­tle broth­er, Lee Sy­att. Time to hit the in­di­ca strains be­fore eleven, be­cause Nurse Ratch­ett doesn’t come in with the meds un­til 2 p.m. …

Oh,
found new fa­vorite show. From one sin­gle clip, found the whole episode, am help­less­ly, hope­less­ly hooked on …

… wait for it …

Oh, fuck.

I blinked,
and rough­ly half of the idols of my youth had died. 

And what sucks is that we NOW know we will be able to live pain-free,
mo­bile, and trip­pin’ our balls off waaay into our nineties,
maybe even longer with re­place­ment parts. 

But,
when The Head Re­cy­cler says ‘it’s time to go; be a field of corn, or an oc­to­pus, or a moon­beam of re­flect­ed sunshine,’ 

it’s ‘love ya, see ya down the road, catch ya on the flip side …’

Up­date:
This morn­ing I was se­dat­ed, placed in a hor­i­zon­tal po­si­tion of restivity,
and in­ject­ed with tigers’ blood and Ado­nis DNA

… sleep­ing now …
 

—rob­bie edmonds

Flom­mist Rob­bie Ed­monds would love to sit down with you and dis­cuss his the­o­ries of mind-swap­ping and time trav­el, but it ap­pears as if he, as his cat, just left to stop him­self from do­ing so … AGAIN! Copy­right © 2017 Rob­bie Edmonds.

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