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Jason Malmberg
Jason MalmbergSun 14 Mar 2021
the judgment
If there ever is at the end of all things a great judgment and reckoning, I shall stand naked facing the cosmic
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Jason MalmbergWed 10 Mar 2021
swooooooon
These are the things which keep me up at night. Why the fuck is the Right so obsessed with Hillary Clinton? Why
Jason MalmbergMon 1 Mar 2021
#toomuchtuna
If you expect to be taken seriously, then it is not only preferable but required that you KNOW WHAT YOU’RE TALKING ABOUT. It’s exhausting
Jason MalmbergWed 17 Feb 2021
this is glorious and wonderful
Limbaugh died. Rot in shame for what you did to our country. I wish I believed in Hell. Also, I’m
Jason MalmbergMon 8 Feb 2021
rad nü fash
This is a rad look. Often in a fashion shoot, when they try to do new things with eyes, it’s always something horrific like
Jason MalmbergThu 28 Jan 2021
good morning after from witzberg manor,
Sigh. The only house on the block that got hit. Our’s. This is some Poltergeist shit. Weather and music are impossible to unlink
Jason MalmbergTue 26 Jan 2021
down in the ’wood
Stallone reportedly turned down Romancing the Stone and Beverly Hills Cop (1984) to make Rhinestone.
Jason MalmbergWed 20 Jan 2021
our flag was still there
“Democracy has prevailed.” —President Joseph R. Biden, Jr. “I’d love to take your questions.” —Radical statement from new Press Secretary Jen Psaki
Jason MalmbergSun 10 Jan 2021
capitol hill putsch
“I do not care what anyone says. This bullshit that started in 2009 was never about healthcare, taxes, deficits, or foreign apology
Jason MalmbergWed 6 Jan 2021
real sacramento pride and the ‘covid castle’ superspreader
“Despite a stay-at-home order, the Placer County Sheriff’s Office says there were an estimated 100 attendees at a Granite Bay New Year’s
Jason MalmbergThu 31 Dec 2020
omaha music video
In conclusion. —jason malmberg Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also
Jason MalmbergThu 24 Dec 2020
forgot bout this
I’m a juvenile moron. How powerful a drug is nostalgia? One Christmas we watched The Muppet Movie (1979)
Jason MalmbergSun 13 Dec 2020
‘but they are white and sometimes say ‘god’ tho’
Never ever lose how furious you are about what they are trying to do to our country, no matter how
Jason MalmbergTue 8 Dec 2020
slouchers book
Mike Sacks’ 90s grunge novel Slouchers is out to day and it’s a fun read. I was fortunate to read the manuscript last
Jason MalmbergTue 1 Dec 2020
Jason MalmbergWed 25 Nov 2020
Jason MalmbergSat 14 Nov 2020
making sausages
When I first moved to California 20 years ago, I was so broke that one night but I was thrilled to see a pound
Jason MalmbergSat 7 Nov 2020
democracy smashes fascism!
“It’s a new dawn. It’s a new day. It’s a new life for me.” —Nina Simone Today I had put on pants
Jason MalmbergSat 31 Oct 2020
stirred, shaken
A lot of people don’t know this. But when he appeared as Indy’s dad in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade (1989) Sean
Jason MalmbergFri 30 Oct 2020
srsly u guise
—jason malmberg Flommist Jason Malmberg is a simple man who believes in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art
Jason MalmbergWed 28 Oct 2020
nebraska: once again, trump only cares for himself
BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! President Trump took off in Air Force One 1 hr 20 minutes ago, but thousands of his supporters remain
Jason MalmbergTue 27 Oct 2020
‘you can vote on the toilet …’
Check out this “get out the vote” video I concepted, designed, illustrated and animated for HeadCount featuring a super rad song about
Jason MalmbergSat 24 Oct 2020
‘savouring’ for hours
“Ok I know this script isn’t very good but I think we can mitigate that if you all just silently count to
Jason MalmbergFri 23 Oct 2020
the exceptions
In October 1994 me and my friend Chris went to the opening night of Pulp Fiction. This was before it was Pulp Fiction,
