real sacramento pride and the ‘covid castle’ superspreader

“De­spite a stay-at-home or­der, the Plac­er Coun­ty Sher­if­f’s Of­fice says there were an es­ti­mat­ed 100 at­ten­dees at a Gran­ite Bay New Year’s Eve par­ty that prompt­ed a noise com­plaint but re­sult­ed in no ci­ta­tions.”
—KCRA, Sacra­men­to

“Be­fore 2021, the pic­turesque 12,600 square foot man­sion over­look­ing Fol­som Lake was best known as Ed­die Mur­phy’s for­mer home. Now, the Gran­ite Bay prop­er­ty is re­ferred to as the ‘Covid Cas­tle.’”
—KXTV, Sacra­men­to

“I’m 21 years re­moved from Sacra­men­to and, to the sur­prise of ab­solute­ly no one, I’ve been re­mind­ed that Gran­ite Bay still at­tracts the most self­ish, va­pid peo­ple on the plan­et.”
—Ja­son Nim­richter
 

Noth­ing says SACRA­MEN­TO PRIDE
like par­ty­ing in Gran­ite Bay, CA with a bunch of bust­ed-ass 2007 refugee ‘in­flu­encers’ who are all le­git im­pressed that a one time Nor­bit prob­a­bly took a shit in this man­sion.

Can one re­al­ly be called an “es­theti­cian” when they look cov­ered in Glid­den all-weath­er ex­te­ri­or paint?

 

 

And why buy some lame Sac pride shirts
from Peo­ple of Sacra­men­to when you can go to my Teep­ub­lic right now and get a shirt that RE­AL­LY ex­press­es SACRA­MEN­TO PRIDE!

Pick up my tees (or hood­ies, etc.) and let that lo­cal pride shine!

 

Also,
I just heard about @cuisineobscene916 and love that ac­count.

You will too.

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2021 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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