rad nü fash

This is a rad look.

Of­ten in a fash­ion shoot, when they try to do new things with eyes, it’s al­ways some­thing hor­rif­ic like

“Let’s shave off the eye­brows and air­brush blue there so she looks like an an­droid that bare­ly es­caped a kitchen grease fire.”

That looks dumb. This looks rad.

Do this to your eyes now, women.

All of you. Do it.
 

HEY LADIES!
IT’S ONLY FEBUAR­IES BUT IT’S TIME.
R U RED­DY 4 THE
HAWT F/W LOOKS!!?
FASHENS! (WORK IT COV­ER­GIRL!!!!)

Maybe it’s 2 #fashen­fore­ward for Lini.
 

Re­mem­ber that time you bought those red pants and you were like

“Yeah! I’m comin’ out­ta my fashen shell!”

and you nev­er wore them be­cause they were pants that were red?
 

Give it up, Fash­ion Women.

Tina al­ready per­fect­ed it like 35 years ago with this here thingy.
Cross­bow, chain­mail … y’all are re­al­ly just play­ing catchup at this point.

 

I find this per­son­al­ly of­fen­sive!

That’s not an Im­pe­r­i­al Blaster.

This whole thing is bull­shit.

 

—ja­son malm­berg

Flom­mist Ja­son Malm­berg is a sim­ple man who be­lieves in brown liquor and small dogs. He also makes art some­times. Copy­right © 2021 Ja­son Malm­berg.

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