wat if he’s actually andy kaufman?

“He used po­lit­i­cal con­tri­bu­tions to line his pock­ets, un­law­ful­ly ap­plied for un­em­ploy­ment ben­e­fits that should have gone to New York­ers who had lost their jobs due to the pan­dem­ic, and lied to the House of Rep­re­sen­ta­tives.”
—Bre­on Peace, U.S. at­tor­ney for the East­ern Dis­trict of New York

“As re­cent­ly as four years ago, San­tos was in­tro­duc­ing him­self pub­licly as ‘An­tho­ny De­vold­er’ – a com­bi­na­tion of his mid­dle name and his mother’s maid­en name.”
—David Smith, The Guardian

“De­spite New York Rep. George San­tos say­ing on nu­mer­ous oc­ca­sions that his moth­er was in­side the World Trade Cen­ter dur­ing the Sept. 11 ter­ror­ist at­tacks, doc­u­ments ob­tained by a ge­nealog­i­cal re­searcher ap­pear to show that Fa­ti­ma Caru­so De­vold­er was­n’t even in the Unit­ed States at the time.”
—Vir­ginia Cham­lee, Peo­ple
 

Wouldn’t it be wild if we found out George San­tos isn’t even his real name?

Pepe Sil­via?

Car­los Men­cia!

—emi­ly duchaine

Flom­mist Emi­ly Duchaine lives in the Pa­cif­ic North­west. She likes to drink mead, learn about sharks, and lis­ten to the Talk­ing Heads. She pre­tends to be a pro­fes­sion­al busi­ness­woman most days. Copy­right © 2023 Emi­ly Duchaine. Ad­di­tion­al ma­te­ri­als by Bri­an, Del, Jim and Daniel.

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ah­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­h­hh! such a crit­i­cal time in our his­to­ry analy­sis: ‘any de­mo­c­rat will do …?’ and next year, dems had bet­ter get their ass­es to the polls