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THE BATTLE FOR MODeRN 1923


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Bwargh von Modnar

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Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 31 Mar 2017

sometimes i’m a bad person

Some­one texted me from a wrong num­ber  ask­ing for weed.   I said to meet me  in front of the li­brary  at the college 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 26 Mar 2017

balance

I just made a straw­ber­ry basil smooth­ie and some green tea with holy basil in it, mean­ing I have con­sumed two types of basil today:

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 4 Mar 2017

hating face

Trump: Fake news re­port­ed that I hate a guy’s face.  Not true. I SPECIF­I­CAL­LY SAID I hate his FAT, STU­PID face that looks

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 13 Feb 2017

and da vinci

“We should re-ex­am­ine this hu­man right sta­tis­ti­cal­ly shown to re­duce death, in­jury, and crime, be­cause SOME­TIMES the se­cret thoughts that peo­ple have

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 4 Feb 2017

black mirror

‘This sci-fi an­thol­o­gy se­ries ex­plores a twist­ed, high-tech near-fu­­ture where humanity’s great­est in­no­va­tions and dark­est in­stincts col­lide.’ Watch­ing Black Mir­ror like … TV:

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 30 Dec 2016

game over 2016

I’m a lit­tle con­cerned with all this talk about 2016 be­ing the worst, as though when the year goes every­thing is suddenly

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 19 Dec 2016

aspiring propagandist

Some peo­ple are so con­sis­tent about keep­ing their eNar­ra­tive on point: Fan­cy par­ties, fast cars, de­li­cious meals, wise say­ings, or not-so-wise sayings

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Wed 30 Nov 2016

‘it’s just me and you now, morrissey’

One time I got real sad and straight up lis­tened to Mor­ris­sey for the bet­ter part of an evening.  And then I

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 4 Nov 2016

pop! crackle! snap!

I put rice krispies on my sal­ad.  It’s de­li­cious but now my sal­ad is mak­ing noise and it’s kin­da freakin’ me out a little. 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 23 Oct 2016

car analogy

The fol­low­ing is some­thing I found saved among the un­post­ed drafts of my blog. Un­post­ed, I imag­ine, be­cause I was still actually

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 17 Oct 2016

conversely deep

It’s strange to me when any adult per­son should marked­ly an­nounce their love of “deep” con­ver­sa­tion.   When I have a con­ver­sa­tion, it

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 2 Oct 2016

sorting

There is so much go­ing on in the world right now,  that I feel like I should be keep­ing up on or post­ing about, 

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Wed 14 Sep 2016

field trip to the art museum

Side ef­fects of in­sti­tu­tion­al cri­tique in­clude de­pres­sion anx­i­ety joint pain feel­ings of ir­rev­er­ence in­ap­pro­pri­ate joke-mak­ing be­ing fol­lowed by se­cu­ri­ty and elic­it­ing offended

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 10 Sep 2016

rain bow

Just woke up to the most le­git rain­bow reach­ing across my ceil­ing   Tak­ing it as a sign that I and every­one I know will

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Wed 31 Aug 2016

dogues, allergies, spaces

“Imag­ine your friend says they do have a dog al­ler­gy so you agree to keep your dog out of your liv­ing room

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sat 27 Aug 2016

cause i have central a/c and don’t go outside

I made ghet­to cap­puc­ci­no. hot choco­late + in­stant cof­fee + melt­ed cool whip.   Al­though it is made with ste­via and cashew milk,

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 22 Aug 2016

how to win arguments on the internet

So I’m ba­si­cal­ly an ex­pert on this sub­ject, so I’m post­ing it here as a pub­lic ser­vice. Even made a de­tailed analog

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 15 Aug 2016

just because she’s a woman

“She re­minds me of my wife get­ting an­gry at me all the time for act­ing in­con­sid­er­ate un­til the point where she divorced

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Tue 9 Aug 2016

my higher self

Des­per­ate for an­swers  I turned to My High­er Self.   “What can I do to tran­scend this re­al­i­ty?” I asked “How do I achieve

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 28 Jul 2016

the country of other

I don’t feel the most com­fort­able pub­licly of­fer­ing up my opin­ions on pol­i­tics, be­cause there’s a lot I don’t know.  But since that

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 30 Jun 2016

dragonista

I have been think­ing all evening about a dream I had.  It in­volved mak­ing friends with a tiny Chi­nese drag­on whose scales were

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Mon 6 Jun 2016

getting into politics

Been think­ing: Maybe I should just run for Pres­i­dent.  Pres­i­den­tial as­sas­si­na­tion is­n’t a bad way to go out, right? I won’t be old enough

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Thu 26 May 2016

job listing

WANT­ED: Jr. Web Programmer/Graphics De­sign­er   Re­quire­ments: ·   Mas­ter’s or PhD in Com­put­er Science/Engineering ·   Mil­i­tary or mar­tial arts back­ground · SCUBA

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Sun 24 Apr 2016

‘is this thing on?’

Re­cov­er­ing af­ter the 4.23 per­for­mance I gave yes­ter­day on no sleep.  Thought I would just be fill­ing a lit­tle bit of time here

Mor 

Bwargh von Modnar
Fri 8 Apr 2016

p.s. i touched your art

You were 29 then. Now I am. I thought you could have been the one. All be­hind now, and only for a mo­ment. But

Mor 

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